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Magenta8 Sat 08-Aug-26 09:35:25

I would have liked to have a chat (First line)

Magenta8 Tue 18-Aug-26 09:19:04

Take your pick.

Magenta8 Tue 18-Aug-26 09:18:52

Ah, we have peace at last
Instead of that horrid blast
Silence is golden

Magenta8 Tue 18-Aug-26 09:17:56

Ah, we have peace at last
It really is a contrast
Silence is golden

SpinDriftCoastal Tue 18-Aug-26 08:30:45

Ah, we have peace at last
Instead of that horrid blast

MollyNew Mon 17-Aug-26 22:13:56

Ah, we have peace at last
It really is a contrast

GoldenLady Mon 17-Aug-26 15:50:01

Perhaps you should try singing bass
That would wipe the smile off his face
They say silence is golden
And does embolden
All who are stuck in this place

Ah, we have peace at last

henetha Mon 17-Aug-26 11:55:25

Perhaps you should try singing bass
That would wipe the smile off his face
They say silence is golden
And does embolden

GoldenLady Sun 16-Aug-26 14:47:40

Perhaps you should try singing bass
That would wipe the smile off his face
They say silence is golden

Magenta8 Sat 15-Aug-26 18:40:18

Perhaps you should try singing bass
That would wipe the smile off his face

GoldenLady Sat 15-Aug-26 15:55:22

Is my singing really that bad?
Or are his objections quite mad?
I sing Do, Ray, Me,
As loud as can be
And when you will stop, I'll be glad

Perhaps you should try singing bass

libra10 Sat 15-Aug-26 13:55:53

Is my singing really that bad?
Or are his objections quite mad?
I sing Do, Ray, Me,
As loud as can be

SpinDriftCoastal Sat 15-Aug-26 13:50:27

Is my singing really that bad?
Or are his objections quite mad?
I sing Do, Ray, Me,

Magenta8 Sat 15-Aug-26 13:10:42

Is my singing really that bad?
Or are his objections quite mad?

henetha Sat 15-Aug-26 13:00:35

My humility knows no bounds
Although I create gorgeous sounds
I'm modest and shy
But then, I can't lie
My neighbour threatens me with hounds.

Is my singing really that bad?

GoldenLady Fri 14-Aug-26 17:14:25

My humility knows no bounds
Although I create gorgeous sounds
I'm modest and shy
But then, I can't lie

MollyNew Thu 13-Aug-26 21:04:16

My humility knows no bounds
Although I create gorgeous sounds
I'm modest and shy

GoldenLady Wed 12-Aug-26 15:14:19

My humility knows no bounds
Although I create gorgeous sounds

Magenta8 Tue 11-Aug-26 15:20:09

I was a soprano you know
I was then the star of the show
Audience adored me
When I hit a high C
Not that I am given to crow

My humility knows no bounds

GoldenLady Tue 11-Aug-26 14:21:31

I was a soprano you know
I was then the star of the show
Audience adored me
When I hit a high C

crazyH Tue 11-Aug-26 01:42:04

I was a soprano you know
I was then the star of the show
Audience adored me

Wyllow3 Tue 11-Aug-26 01:01:34

I was a soprano you know
I was then the star of the show

crazyH Mon 10-Aug-26 22:42:34

Some people think I am strange
Just because I've got the mange
I constantly itch
I scream at high pitch
My vocal chords have a wide range

I was a soprano you know

Magenta8 Mon 10-Aug-26 21:02:31

Some people think I am strange
Just because I've got the mange
I constantly itch
I scream at high pitch

MollyNew Mon 10-Aug-26 18:25:42

Some people think I am strange
Just because I've got the mange
I constantly itch

crazyH Mon 10-Aug-26 17:55:26

Some people think I am strange
Just because I’ve got the mange