LIMERICKS (April 2025 contd August 2026)

The fluffy llama I would walk
And try hard to teach it to talk
Such a hopeless task
Far too much to ask

The fluffy llama I would walk
And try hard to teach it to talk
Such a hopeless task

The fluffy llama I would walk
And try hard to teach it to talk

(Sorry, spindriftcoastal, I stretched out your first line
to get it to 8 syllables which limericks have for 1st, 2nd and 5th lines. )

I would like an Alpaca or Llama
Either would be such a charmer
It’s different for sure
Got its own. allure
And comes across as much calmer.

The llama I'd walk

I would like an Alpaca or Llama
Either would be such a charmer
It’s different for sure
Got its own. allure

I would like an Alpaca or Llama
Either would be such a charmer
It’s different for sure

I would like an Alpaca or Llama
Either would be such a charmer

A butterfly? Maybe a bird?
Made a sound which was totally absurd
Sort of a squawk
Like some people talk
No sillier sound have I heard

I would like an Alpaca or Llama

A butterfly? Maybe a bird?
Made a sound which was totally absurd
Sort of a squawk
Like some people talk

A butterfly? Maybe a bird?
Made a sound which was totally absurd
Sort of a squawk

A butterfly? Maybe a bird?
Made a sound which was totally absurd

Do you have a lovable pet?
I haven't got a pet yet
But the one I'll get
I'll catch in a net
Is this limerick weird? Yes, you bet!

A butterfly? Maybe a bird?

Do you have a lovable pet?
I haven't got a pet yet
But the one I'll get
I'll catch in a net

Do you have a lovable pet?
I haven't got a pet, yet
Perhaps I'll get a rescue cat

Do you have a lovable pet?
I haven't got a pet, yet
But the one I will get

Do you have a lovable pet?
I haven't got a pet, yet

Summer will be over soon
And then it'll be Harvest moon
I love October
Moist, mellow, sober
And more comfortable days than in June

Do you have a lovable pet?

Summer will be over soon
And then it'll be Harvest moon
I love October
Moist, mellow, sober

Summer will be over soon
And then it'll be Harvest moon
I love October

Summer will be over soon
And then it'll be Harvest moon

Ah, we have peace at last
Instead of that horrid blast
Silence is golden
And worthy of holdin'
Let us leave the noise in the past.

Summer will be over soon

Ah, we have peace at last
Instead of that horrid blast
Silence is golden
And worthy of holdin'

Take your pick.

Ah, we have peace at last
Instead of that horrid blast
Silence is golden

Ah, we have peace at last
It really is a contrast
Silence is golden