LIMERICKS (April 2025 contd August 2026)

My grandmother was Irish born
Her stories and jokes were well-worn
She cooked Irish Stew

My grandmother was Irish born
Her stories and jokes were well-worn

A baker from down Dorset way
Came to visit me for the day
He brought Dorset pies
Enormous in size
My size now I’m frightened to weigh!

My grandmother was Irish born

A baker from down Dorset way
Came to visit me for the day
He brought Dorset pies
Enormous in size

A baker from down Dorset way
Came to visit me for the day
He brought Dorset pies

A baker from down Dorset way
Came to visit me for the day

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play
What a beautiful night!
Such a magical sight,
I knew I just had to stay.

A baker from down Dorset way

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play
What a beautiful night!
Such a magical sight,

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play
What a beautiful night!

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play

I guessed Bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be mighty
But whatever you choose
I'll sure dodge the poos
And teeth because he is bitey

The new moon shone over the bay

I guessed Bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be Mighty
But whatever you choose
I’ll sure dodge the poos

I guessed Bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be mighty
But whatever you choose

I guessed bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be Mighty

I guessed bianco and whitey
He certainly was a beauty

A little white cat called Snow
Would purr and miaow a hello
I said "What's your name?"
He asked, "this a game?"
"Oh wouldn't you just like to know"

I guessed bianco and whitey

A little white cat called Snow
Would purr and miaow a hello
I said “What’s your name?”
He asked, “this a game?”

A little white cat called Snow
Would purr and miaow a hello
I said “What’s your name?”

A little white cat called Snow
Would purr and miaow a hello

It will be Christmas before too long
With memories of friends long gone
Families will meet
And lights deck the street
Carols will be Christmas song

A little white cat called Snow

It will be Christmas before too long
With memories of friends long gone
Families will meet
And lights deck the street

It will be Christmas before too long
With memories of friends long gone
Families will meet

Bit of a muddle there. Continuing from Shell951.

Perhaps you should try singing bass
That would wipe the smile off his face
They say silence is golden
And does embolden
All who are stuck in this place

Ah, we have peace at last
I bet you can't sing fast!

Ah, we have peace at last
Without sounds that leave us aghast