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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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crazyH Fri 16-Jan-26 19:41:06

Well who gives a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink
I’m really quite bad

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Mollygo Fri 16-Jan-26 21:14:09

Well who gives a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink
I’m really quite bad
But I’m not at all sad

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52bright Fri 16-Jan-26 22:34:37

Well who give a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink
I'm really quite bad
But I'm not at all sad
And of more truth, I'm on the brink.

It's not always fun being good

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hollysteers Sat 17-Jan-26 11:25:48

It’s not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud

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Magenta8 Sat 17-Jan-26 13:16:24

It's not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud
Naughty can be great

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GoldenLady Sat 17-Jan-26 15:49:13

It's not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud
Naughty can be great
When out on a date

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henetha Sun 18-Jan-26 12:00:07

It's not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud
Naughty can be great
When out on a date
I got drunk and fell in the mud.

My date thought it was really great

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Mollygo Sun 18-Jan-26 15:00:22

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state

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GoldenLady Sun 18-Jan-26 15:28:14

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state
I got to my feet

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hollysteers Sun 18-Jan-26 18:00:31

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state
I got to my feet
My pride incomplete

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crazyH Sun 18-Jan-26 18:13:20

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state
I got to my feet
My pride incomplete
My romance will fail at this rate

When I looked round he was nowhere

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Ashcombe Sun 18-Jan-26 19:52:13

When I looked round he was nowhere,
He'd disappeared into thin air!

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pably15 Sun 18-Jan-26 20:17:09

When I looked round he was nowhere,
He'd disappeared into thin air
Well, good riddance, I say

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hollysteers Sun 18-Jan-26 21:13:36

When I looked round he was nowhere
He’d disappeared into thin air
Well, good riddance, I say
There’ll be more on the way

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nanna8 Mon 19-Jan-26 05:35:56

When I looked round he was nowhere
He’d disappeared into thin air
Well,good riddance,I say
There’ll be more on the way
Does it look like I even care ?

There’s many a dropkick around

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Belardo Mon 19-Jan-26 09:24:37

There’s many a dropkick around
They're cheap, at fourpence a pound

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hollysteers Mon 19-Jan-26 10:33:26

There’s many a drop kick around
They’re cheap, at four pence a pound
I’ve money to spare

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pably15 Mon 19-Jan-26 15:40:27

There's many a drop kick around
They're cheap, at four pence a pound
I've money to spare
so why should I care

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friendlygingercat Tue 20-Jan-26 01:30:12

There's many a drop kick around
They're cheap, at four pence a pound
I've money to spare
So why should I care
If he ends six feet underground

I must learn to value myself

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hollysteers Tue 20-Jan-26 08:25:37

I must learn to value myself
I creep round like some little elf

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henetha Tue 20-Jan-26 11:17:55

I must learn to value myself
I creep round like some little elf.
I'm really a star

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GoldenLady Tue 20-Jan-26 15:03:19

I must learn to value myself
I creep round like some little elf.
I'm really a star
Some day I'll go far

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52bright Tue 20-Jan-26 18:10:23

I must learn to value myself
I creep round like some little elf.
I'm really a star
Some day I'll go far
Successful with strong mental health

Maybe I'll be famous one day

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crazyH Tue 20-Jan-26 22:15:46

Maybe I'll be famous one day
My name in lights in Colwyn Bay

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52bright Tue 20-Jan-26 22:54:43

Maybe I'll be famous one day
My name in lights in Colwyn Bay
A star on the stage

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