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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

friendlygingercat Sun 11-Jan-26 02:04:39

I don't want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like the mature
A cougar maybe?
So we could break free

52bright Sat 10-Jan-26 19:59:35

I don't want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like the mature
A cougar maybe?

hollysteers Sat 10-Jan-26 17:19:21

I don’t want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like them mature

Magenta8 Sat 10-Jan-26 14:15:34

I could be a wild femme fatale
But I'm not quite that sort of gal
I wand to be cared for
For loving, prepared for
A man who'll be kind and a pal

I don't want a toy boy for sure

Ashcombe Sat 10-Jan-26 13:32:43

I could be a wild femme fatale
But I'm not quite that sort of gal,
I want to be cared for
For loving, prepared for

pably15 Sat 10-Jan-26 13:18:53

I could be a wild femme fatale
But I'm not quite that sort of gal,
I want to be cared for

henetha Sat 10-Jan-26 10:36:54

I could be a wild femme fatale,
But I'm not quite that sort of gal,

hollysteers Sat 10-Jan-26 10:12:15

Or find a young man who is rich
If you’re a cute heartless witch
Lure him with kisses
Empty promises
But knowing that soon he’ll be ditched.

I could be a wild femme fatale

Magenta8 Sat 10-Jan-26 08:33:37

Or find a young man who is rich
If you're a cute heartless witch
Lure him with kisses
Empty promises

nanna8 Sat 10-Jan-26 05:34:50

Or find a young man who is rich
If you’re a cute heartless witch
Lure him with kisses

Elrel Sat 10-Jan-26 01:44:16

Or find a young man who is rich
If you’re a cute heartless witch

pably15 Sat 10-Jan-26 00:57:35

I wish I could afford good food
Not just cheaper stuff that is stewed
There must be a way
Find good job with good pay
And buy the very best that I could

Or find a young man who is rich

52bright Fri 09-Jan-26 23:27:58

I wish I could afford good food
Nott just cheaper stuff that is stewed
There must be a way
Find job with good pay

hollysteers Fri 09-Jan-26 20:20:30

I wish I could afford good food
Not just cheaper stuff that is stewed
There must be a way

Mollygo Fri 09-Jan-26 18:55:48

I wish I could afford good food
No just cheaper stuff that is stewed

Magenta8 Fri 09-Jan-26 18:00:02

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsey is near my age
But he's such a pain
No cursing - no gain
But somehow we're on the same page

I wish I could afford good food

crazyH Fri 09-Jan-26 17:56:13

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age
But he's such a pain
No cursing - no gain!
I’m a good cook, and a wise sage

I once wrote a Victorian Saga

Ashcombe Fri 09-Jan-26 17:45:28

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age
But he's such a pain
No cursing - no gain!

52bright Fri 09-Jan-26 17:30:54

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age
But he's such a pain

friendlygingercat Thu 08-Jan-26 21:38:23

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age

hollysteers Thu 08-Jan-26 16:25:19

But now I’m an excellent chef
To criticisms I am deaf
A legend, that’s me
I charge a large fee
My customers draw a shocked breath.

In my kitchen I roar and rage

Magenta8 Thu 08-Jan-26 14:59:27

But now I'm an excellent chef
To criticisms I am deaf
A legend, that's me
I charge a large fee

crazyH Thu 08-Jan-26 14:20:32

But now I’m an excellent chef
To criticisms I am deaf
A legend, that’s me

Mollygo Thu 08-Jan-26 13:57:41

But now I’m an excellent chef
To criticisms I am deaf

hollysteers Thu 08-Jan-26 10:24:11

Though school wasn’t always so great
That gristly meal on my plate
So hard to swallow
Rice pud to follow
We longed to run out of the gate.

But now I’m an excellent chef