New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I must learn to value myself
I creep round like some little elf

There's many a drop kick around
They're cheap, at four pence a pound
I've money to spare
So why should I care
If he ends six feet underground

I must learn to value myself

There's many a drop kick around
They're cheap, at four pence a pound
I've money to spare
so why should I care

There’s many a drop kick around
They’re cheap, at four pence a pound
I’ve money to spare

There’s many a dropkick around
They're cheap, at fourpence a pound

When I looked round he was nowhere
He’d disappeared into thin air
Well,good riddance,I say
There’ll be more on the way
Does it look like I even care ?

There’s many a dropkick around

When I looked round he was nowhere
He’d disappeared into thin air
Well, good riddance, I say
There’ll be more on the way

When I looked round he was nowhere,
He'd disappeared into thin air
Well, good riddance, I say

When I looked round he was nowhere,
He'd disappeared into thin air!

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state
I got to my feet
My pride incomplete
My romance will fail at this rate

When I looked round he was nowhere

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state
I got to my feet
My pride incomplete

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state
I got to my feet

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state

It's not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud
Naughty can be great
When out on a date
I got drunk and fell in the mud.

My date thought it was really great

It's not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud
Naughty can be great
When out on a date

It's not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud
Naughty can be great

It’s not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud

Well who give a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink
I'm really quite bad
But I'm not at all sad
And of more truth, I'm on the brink.

It's not always fun being good

Well who gives a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink
I’m really quite bad
But I’m not at all sad

Well who gives a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink
I’m really quite bad

Well who gives a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink

I neither smoke, drink, or swear
But you just said “Hell” pretty clear
You said bugger too
Now, that gives us a clue
You are not a sweet prim old dear.

Well who gives a toss what they think?

I neither, smoke, drink, or swear
But you just said "Hell" pretty clear
You said bugger too
Now, that gives us a clue

I neither, smoke, nor drink or swear
But you just said "Hell" pretty clear
You said bugger too

I neither smoke, nor drink or swear
But you just said "Hell" pretty clear! [hmmm]