New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get
When you are a ten
You can date lots of men

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get
When you are a ten

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should not have bought her that ring
She said, "Thanks, but no!"
Now pack up and go
And you can keep your cheap looking bling.

There was a young girl called Rose

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should not have bought her that ring
She said " Thanks, but no!"
Now pack up and go
I'm really enjoying my fling

Not ready to settle down yet

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should not have bought her that ring
She said, "Thanks, but no!"
Now pack up and go

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should never have bought her that ring
She said, "Thanks, but no!"

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should never have bought her that ring

A dog's having fun with a ball
She's ignoring her owner's call
She just wants to play
And run around all day
Then sleep in her bed in the hall

Hindsight is a wonderful thing

A dog's having fun with a ball
She's ignoring her owner's call
She just wants to play
And run around all day

A dog's having fun with a ball
She's ignoring her owner's call
She just wants to play

A dog's having fun with a ball
She's ignoring her owner's call

But then a quick hair of the dog
Then off to the park for a jog
Watch her weave and sway
As she made her way
Aargh! She just tripped on a log

A dog's having fun with a ball

But then a quick hair of the dog
Then off to the park for a jog
Watch her weave and sway
As she made her way

But then a quick hair of the dog
Then off to the park for a jog
Watch her weave and sway

Then off to the park for a jog

Her aunt Flora was a floozy
She'd be out all night on the boozy
In a short red skirt
And high heels that hurt
She’d wake in the morning, still woozy.

But then a quick hair of the dog

Her aunt Flora was a floozy
She'd be out all night on the boozy
In a short red skirt
And high heels that hurt

Her aunt Flora was a floozy
She'd be out all night on the boozy
In a short red skirt

Her Aunt Flora was a floozy
She'd be out all night on the boozy
She loved her mad life

Her aunt Flora was a floozy
She'd be out all night on the boozy

But her smile would melt my heart
And with her, I’d never part
The happiest days
Developing ways
Hope she won’t become a tart 😂

Her aunt Flora was a floozy

But her smile would melt my heart
And with her, I’d never part
The happiest days
Developing ways

But her smile would melt my heart
And with her, I’d never part
The happiest days

But her smile would melt my heart
And with her , I'd never part