New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Im cold wet and covered in mud
but the flowers are all in bud

My companion, a very good sport
Loaned me his new cashmere coat
The wind had a bite
And blew through the night
So I ended up in a moat

Im cold, wet and covered in mud

My companion, a very good sport
Loaned me his new cashmere coat
The wind had a bite
And blew through the night

My companion, a very good sport
Loaned me his new cashmere coat
The wind had a bite

My companion, a very good sport,
Loaned me his new kashmere coat

I once spent a week in a tent
'Twas in the forests, near Kent
A romantic time
With weather sublime
Yes those were hours well spent

My companion, a very good sport,

I once spent a week in a tent
'Twas in the forests, near Kent
A romantic time
With weather sublime

I once spent a week in a tent
'Twas in the forests, near Kent
A romantic time

I once spent a week in a tent
‘Twas in the forests, near Kent

There once was a fellow from Fulham,
If he saw pretty girls he would pull ‘em!
He now lives in Gaol
Where inmates are male
In photos he’s looking quite sullen.

I once spent a week in a tent

There once was a fellow from Fulham
If he saw pretty girls he would pull 'em!
He now lives in Gaol
Where inmates are male

There once was a fellow from Fulham
If he saw pretty girls he would pull 'em!
He now lives in Gaol

There once was a fellow from Fulham
If he saw pretty girls he would pull 'em!

I’ll stay where it’s cold, damp and wet
Anywhere in Britain I’ll bet
Spring will soon be here
Our cold hearts to cheer
Or should I fly off in a jet?

There once was a fellow from Fulham

I’ll stay where it’s cold, damp and wet
Anywhere in Britain I’ll bet
Spring will soon be here
Our cold hearts to cheer

I'll stay where it's cold, damp and wet
Anywhere in Britain I'll bet
Spring will soon be here

I'll stay where it's cold, damp and wet
Anywhere in Britain I'll bet

An Eskimo I'd never be
For Greenland would never suit me
I do love the sun
Rainy climates I shun.
The monsoons sound very scary

I’ll stay where its cold, damp and wet

An Eskimo I'd never be
For Greenland would never suit me
I do love the sun
Rainy climates I shun
And I do like a swim in the sea

I also love a picnic

An Eskimo I'd never be
For Greenland would never suit me
I do love the sun
Rainy climates I shun.

An Eskimo I'd never be
For Greenland would never suit me
I do love the sun

An Eskimo I’d never be
For Greenland would never suit me

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice
I could fall on my tush
I would scream -not hush
My aunt has slipped on ice twice.

An Eskimo I’d never be

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice
I could fall on my tush
I would scream - not hush

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice
I could fall on my tush