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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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Crocus5 Wed 22-Apr-26 15:44:30

He may be a tiger I think
And he’s jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?

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Clawdy Wed 22-Apr-26 17:34:50

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?
I'd stop him, but how?

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Magenta8 Wed 22-Apr-26 18:58:07

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
He's stripey and big

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Wyllow3 Wed 22-Apr-26 21:11:17

I'll go with the first one it seems best

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?
I'd stop him, but how?
He could pounce on me in a blink

I ran out of the room just in time

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pably15 Wed 22-Apr-26 21:27:21

I ran out the room just in time
before he committed a crime

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65KL Thu 23-Apr-26 07:59:02

I ran out the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam

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GoldenLady Thu 23-Apr-26 15:28:39

I ran out the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam
Creating a WHAM!

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hollysteers Thu 23-Apr-26 19:55:09

I ran out of the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam
Creating a WHAM!
It all had no reason or rhyme.

Wild horses could not keep me back

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Wyllow3 Thu 23-Apr-26 22:39:08

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack

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GoldenLady Fri 24-Apr-26 14:40:43

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"

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Magenta8 Fri 24-Apr-26 14:53:41

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"
I said "Fancy that."

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Wyllow3 Fri 24-Apr-26 15:36:14

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"
I said "Fancy that."
And peeped through the crack...

Me and Jack thought this very weird

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Parsley3 Fri 24-Apr-26 20:05:26

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard

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hollysteers Sat 25-Apr-26 17:15:28

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too

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65KL Sat 25-Apr-26 21:57:47

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too
Both have size ten shoe

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MollyNew Sat 25-Apr-26 23:29:41

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too
Both have size ten shoe
And our girlfriends have both disappeared

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake

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Wyllow3 Sun 26-Apr-26 01:01:52

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make

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Clawdy Sun 26-Apr-26 08:18:01

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet

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Wyllow3 Sun 26-Apr-26 08:29:23

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet
A really top treat

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hollysteers Sun 26-Apr-26 09:07:08

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet
A really top treat
But it’s not every day that I bake.

I’m getting wider and wider

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Magenta8 Sun 26-Apr-26 10:17:44

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider

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MollyNew Sun 26-Apr-26 11:23:02

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider
I just can't abstain

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GoldenLady Sun 26-Apr-26 15:08:34

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider
I just can't abstain
It pours down me like rain

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65KL Sun 26-Apr-26 22:18:08

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider
I just can't abstain
It pours down me like rain
Must get more, just a reminder

At the back of the fridge I found

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pably15 Sun 26-Apr-26 22:27:08

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake, twas as hard as the ground

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