New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch
Hearing Trump I'll ditch
And I'll try to stay off the booze

The world just seems to have gone mad

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch
Hearing Trump I'll ditch

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues

The daily news is too much
It now lines my rabbit's hutch
There's cheerier fare
For those who do care
To read about celebs and such

I need to stop seeing the news

The daily news is too much
It now lines my rabbit's hutch
There's cheerier fare
For those who do care

The daily news is too much
It now lines my rabbit’s hutch
There’s cheerier fare

The daily news is too much
It now line's my rabbit's hutch

A holiday would be so good
I’d get away soon as I could
To warm days and nights
No need to wear tights
If I could do that, then I would.

The daily news is too much

A holiday would be so good
I’d get away soon as I could
To warm days and nights
No need to wear tights

A holiday would be so good
I'd get away soon as I could
To warm days and nights

A holiday would be so good
I'd get away soon as I could

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom
A soft king size bed
And a book I've not read
No worrying thoughts can loom!

A holiday would be so good

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom
A soft King size bed
And a book I've not read

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom
A soft King size bed

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch
I've nowhere to go
So feel a bit low
But I'm not yet depressed as such

I might just book a hotel room

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch
I've nowhere to go
So feel a bit low

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch
I’ve nowhere to go

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch

I'm really enjoying this week
Except for the roof, which sprung a leak
I put out some pales
And now we have gales
So a roofer I now must seek

I hope he doesn't cost too much

I’m really enjoying this week
Except for the roof, which sprung a leak
I put out some pails
And now we have gales

I'm really enjoying this week
Except for the roof, which sprung a leak
I put out some pails

I'm really enjoying this week
Except for the roof , which sprung a leak

They'd better get out of my way
Or they'll surely be made to pay
So they should watch out
I'll fight, there's no doubt
And then it will be Judgement Day!

I'm really enjoying this week