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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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hollysteers Sat 07-Mar-26 09:18:09

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf

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Clawdy Sat 07-Mar-26 17:13:31

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf
Mustn't eat too many

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pably15 Sat 07-Mar-26 18:57:16

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf
Mustn't eat too many
Or I'll be sucking a Rennie

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52bright Sun 08-Mar-26 00:41:45

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf
Mustn't eat too many
Or I'll be sucking a Rennie
And it can't be good for my health

I think I'll start healthy eating

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hollysteers Sun 08-Mar-26 10:06:31

I think I’ll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating

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Magenta8 Sun 08-Mar-26 10:11:33

I think I'll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating
No more processed meals

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crazyH Sun 08-Mar-26 10:15:38

I think I'll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating
No more processed meals
Or two-for-one deals

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GoldenLady Sun 08-Mar-26 15:42:42

I think I'll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating
No more processed meals
Or two-for-one deals
Or meals cooked by microwave heating.

I plan to eat lots of fruit

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crazyH Sun 08-Mar-26 16:06:53

I plan to eat lots of nice fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it

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Magenta8 Sun 08-Mar-26 16:26:57

I plan to eat lots of fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it
Also lots of veg

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52bright Sun 08-Mar-26 16:54:55

I plan to eat lots of fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it
Also lots of veg
Berries from a hedge

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hollysteers Sun 08-Mar-26 18:45:56

I plan to eat lots of fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it
Also lots of veg
Berries from a hedge
My body sure will not rue it.

Some people will only eat fish

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Crocus5 Sun 08-Mar-26 20:54:22

Some people will only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish

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52bright Sun 08-Mar-26 23:59:40

Some people will only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips

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Magenta8 Mon 09-Mar-26 06:56:33

Some people only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips
Prawns with cheesy dips

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hollysteers Mon 09-Mar-26 08:54:56

Some people will only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips
Prawns with cheesy dips
To have these is my one dear wish.

I’m cold once again, oh poor me

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henetha Mon 09-Mar-26 10:39:25

I’m cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,

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Mollygo Mon 09-Mar-26 11:47:56

I’m cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw

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Magenta8 Mon 09-Mar-26 12:10:14

I'm cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw
To give a warm glow

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GoldenLady Mon 09-Mar-26 16:04:43

I'm cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw
To give a warm glow
Or even an big mug of tea

But summer will be coming soon

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crazyH Mon 09-Mar-26 16:12:13

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon

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hollysteers Mon 09-Mar-26 16:35:01

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change

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Mollygo Mon 09-Mar-26 18:24:49

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change
My routine rearrange

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pably15 Mon 09-Mar-26 19:54:49

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change
My routine rearrange
I'll be off on my holidays soon

I won't need a really big case

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hollysteers Tue 10-Mar-26 08:39:30

I won’t need a really big case
I’ll take things at my own sweet pace

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