New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

For this verse I'll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and it's crew
We'll sail seven seas
And enjoy the warm breeze
We go only where the wind blew

Sights I've seen are wonder indeed

For this verse I'll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and it's crew
We'll sail seven seas
And enjoy the warm breeze

For this verse I'll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and its crew
We'll sail seven seas

For this verse I’ll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and its crew

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse
Stalk them with a swat
They annoy a lot
That brings to an end this short verse.

For this verse I’ll try pastures new

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse
Stalk them with a swat
They annoy a lot

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse
Stalk them with a swat

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound
But I flicked it away
I keep bees at bay
But don't squash them into the ground

I think houseflies are so much worse

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound
But I flicked it away
I keep bees at bay

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound
But I flicked it away

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand
Sun friend on demand
Shame about the annoying bee

It kept buzzing buzzing around

sorry too many syllables...

wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand
Sun, friend, on demand

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand
Sun, good friend, on demand

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea

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But I’m skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie, chocolate cake and more
A brownie, tea loaf
Enjoyed by my son Rolf
Sat by the lovely sea shore.

I wish I were there by the sea

But I'm skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie , chocolate cake and more
Just send your address!

But I’m skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie, chocolate cake and more
A brownie, tea loaf
Enjoyed by my son Rolf

But I'm skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie, chocolate cake and more
A brownie, a tea loaf

But I'm skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie , chocolate cake and more

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint
But Renoir I certainly ain't
I know how to doodle
I draw a weird poodle
In pencil that's wobbly and faint

But I'm skilled at baking for sure

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint,
But Renoir I certainly ain’t
I know how to doodle
I drew a weird poodle

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint,
But Renoir I certainly ain’t
I know how to doodle