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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

65KL Sat 18-Apr-26 00:30:51

For this verse I'll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and it's crew
We'll sail seven seas
And enjoy the warm breeze
We go only where the wind blew

Sights I've seen are wonder indeed

pably15 Fri 17-Apr-26 23:42:43

For this verse I'll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and it's crew
We'll sail seven seas
And enjoy the warm breeze

52bright Fri 17-Apr-26 23:26:07

For this verse I'll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and its crew
We'll sail seven seas

Wyllow3 Fri 17-Apr-26 23:09:41

For this verse I’ll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and its crew

hollysteers Fri 17-Apr-26 22:31:27

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse
Stalk them with a swat
They annoy a lot
That brings to an end this short verse.

For this verse I’ll try pastures new

52bright Fri 17-Apr-26 21:55:50

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse
Stalk them with a swat
They annoy a lot

65KL Fri 17-Apr-26 21:33:35

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse
Stalk them with a swat

Wyllow3 Fri 17-Apr-26 21:16:12

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse

Magenta8 Fri 17-Apr-26 20:37:23

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound
But I flicked it away
I keep bees at bay
But don't squash them into the ground

I think houseflies are so much worse

hollysteers Fri 17-Apr-26 07:30:25

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound
But I flicked it away
I keep bees at bay

Wyllow3 Fri 17-Apr-26 00:24:58

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound
But I flicked it away

MollyNew Thu 16-Apr-26 23:06:17

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound

65KL Thu 16-Apr-26 19:29:10

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand
Sun friend on demand
Shame about the annoying bee

It kept buzzing buzzing around

Wyllow3 Thu 16-Apr-26 17:47:33

sorry too many syllables...

wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand
Sun, friend, on demand

Wyllow3 Thu 16-Apr-26 17:46:24

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand
Sun, good friend, on demand

Magenta8 Thu 16-Apr-26 17:16:12

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand

Crocus5 Thu 16-Apr-26 17:10:59

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea

Wyllow3 Thu 16-Apr-26 15:04:00

Whoops, no delete button.....

But I’m skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie, chocolate cake and more
A brownie, tea loaf
Enjoyed by my son Rolf
Sat by the lovely sea shore.

I wish I were there by the sea

Wyllow3 Thu 16-Apr-26 15:02:39

But I'm skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie , chocolate cake and more
Just send your address!

hollysteers Thu 16-Apr-26 14:02:12

But I’m skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie, chocolate cake and more
A brownie, tea loaf
Enjoyed by my son Rolf

MollyNew Wed 15-Apr-26 22:53:35

But I'm skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie, chocolate cake and more
A brownie, a tea loaf

65KL Wed 15-Apr-26 21:44:14

But I'm skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie , chocolate cake and more

Magenta8 Wed 15-Apr-26 16:42:51

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint
But Renoir I certainly ain't
I know how to doodle
I draw a weird poodle
In pencil that's wobbly and faint

But I'm skilled at baking for sure

Wyllow3 Wed 15-Apr-26 16:33:25

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint,
But Renoir I certainly ain’t
I know how to doodle
I drew a weird poodle

GoldenLady Wed 15-Apr-26 15:58:52

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint,
But Renoir I certainly ain’t
I know how to doodle