Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

Nigel F’s been at it again
To some people he’s a real pain
Take him or leave him
But just don’t believe him

Nigel F’s been at it again
To some people he’s a real pain
Take him or leave him

Nigel F’s been at it again
To some people he’s a real pain

A rude van man heckled Ms Reeves
But she just rolled up her sleeves
He backed of in fright
A truly pitiful sight
As Reeves in her sleeves a sigh heaves

Nigel F's been at it again

A rude van man heckled Ms Reeves
But she just rolled up her sleeves
He backed off in fright
A truly pitiful sight

A rude van man heckled Ms Reeves
But she just rolled up her sleeves
He backed off in fright

A rude van man heckled Ms Reeves
But she just rolled up her sleeves

A rude van man heckled Ms Reeves

I wonder what will happen next
Nothing much, so I feel vexed
If I were in charge,
I would loom very large
and send Keir Starmer a text.

I wonder what will happen next
Nothing much, so I feel vexed
If I were in charge,
I would loom very large

I once knew a lady from Kew..
Who wanted to try something new
She rolled up her sleeves
And pruned all the leaves

I once knew a lady from Kew..
Who wanted to try something new
She rolled up her sleeves

I once knew a lady from Kew..
Who wanted to try something new

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above
I've known quite a few
But they didnt stay true
I hope he is called Mr Dove.

I once knew a lady from Kew..

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above
I've known quite a few
But they didnt stay true

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above
I've known quite a few

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me?
A picnic for two
We could try something new
And then we could go home for tea

I'm looking for someone to love

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me
A picnic for two
We could try something new!

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me
A picnic for two

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me?

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping!
Nude swimming is great
When out on a date
Then finish with champagne sipping

I'm rather romantic you see

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping!
Nude swimming is great
When out on a date

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping!
Nude swimming is great

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping ?
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping !