June '25 Limerick (July '21 & July'23 continued)

He's promised to buy me a ring
It shows I'm worth more than a fling
A nice neat small stone
That I can call my own
And at my wedding We'll all sing

Then off on honeymoon I'll go

He's promised to buy me a ring
It shows I'm worth more than a fling
A nice neat small stone
That I can call my own

He's promised to buy me a ring
It shows I'm worth more than a fling
A nice neat small stone

He’s promised to buy me a ring
It shows I’m worth more than a fling

He's sexy and fun that's for sure
I don't think that he is still pure
But then I'm no saint
And have no complaint
I think I'll succumb to his lure

He's promised to buy me a ring

He’s sexy and fun that’s for sure
I don’t think that he is still pure
But then I’m no saint
And have no complaint

He’s sexy and fun that’s for sure
I don’t think that he is still pure
But then I’m no saint

He's sexy and fun that's for sure
I don't think that he is still pure

Today it's going to snow
May as well, I've nowhere to go
I'll watch the flakes fall
And make a snowball
Then I'll chuck it at my new beau

He's sexy and fun that's for sure

Today it’s going to snow
May as well, I’ve nowhere to go
I’ll watch the flakes fall
And make a snowball

Today, it is going to snow
May as well, I’ve nowhere to go
I’ll watch the flakes fall

Today it is going to snow
May as well, I’ve nowhere to go

This will be very hard to do
Will fit some exercise in too
I'll run up the lane
And then back again
And what's next? I haven't a clue.

Today it is going to snow

This will be very hard to do
Will fit some exercise in too
I'll run up the lane
And then back again

This will be very hard to do
Will fit some exercise in too
I’ll run up the lane

This will be very hard to do
Will fit some exercise in too

I need to lose another stone
I'll find a diet on my phone
I'll fast and eat less
Be my very best
And when I am hungry won't moan.

This will be very hard to do

I need to lose another stone
I’ll find a diet on my phone
I’ll fast and eat less
Be my very best

I need to lose another stone
I'll find a diet on my phone
I'll fast and eat less

I need to lose another stone
I'll find a diet on my phone

I forgot my bus pass. Oh drat!
Oh wait, it is stuck in my hat
Having a moment
Now we are in Lent
My Friday fasts, has drained my fat

I need to lose another stone

I forgot my bus pass. Oh drat!
Oh wait, it is stuck in my hat
Having a moment
Now we are in Lent

I forgot my bus pass. Oh drat!
Oh wait, it is stuck in my hat
Having a moment

I forgot my bus pass. Oh drat!
Oh wait, it is stuck in my hat

The birthday boy has gifts galore
He's not happy, he expected more
He wanted a bike
But got a small trike
He's in tears, lying on the floor

I forgot my bus pass. Oh drat!