June '25 Limerick (July '21 & July'23 continued)

Why do you call it telly?
And why's a boot a welly?
They both sound so wrong
Otherwise they're long
And that's why "odiferous" is "smelly."

Language is surely a hoot

Why do you call it telly?
And why's a boot a welly?
They both sound so wrong
Otherwise they're long

Why do you call it a telly?
And why's a boot called a welly?
They both sound so wrong

Why do you call it a telly?
And why's a boot called a welly?

Dancing can be most exciting
When it’s friendly and even inviting
The music’s sublime,
A wondrous time
Outdoors, if the bugs are not biting

Why do you call it a telly?

Dancing can be most exciting
When it’s friendly and even inviting
The music’s sublime,
A wondrous time

Dancing can be most exciting
When it's friendly and even inviting
The music's sublime

Dancing can be most exciting
When it's friendly and even inviting

The music has me in a trance
I have two left feet,so no chance
“I really do try “
I said with a sigh
But can’t for the life of me, dance!

Dancing can be most exciting

The music has me in a trance
I have two left feet, so no chance
"I really do try"
I said with a sigh

The music has me in a trance
I have two left feet, so no chance,
I really do try

The music has me in a trance
I have two left feet, so no chance

New hobby, Try tango dancing
Shiny shoes, twirling and prancing
The best in the group
Is my great friend Soop
I watch him retreating, advancing

The music has me in a trance

New hobby, Try tango dancing
Shiny shoes, twirling and prancing
The best in the group
Is my great friend Soop

New hobby, Try tango dancing
Shiny shoes, twirling and prancing
The best in the group

New hobby, try Tango Dancing
Shiny shoes, twirling and prancing

I'm fed up with this lonely life
It brings me just nothing but strife
Is there someone for me ?
Oh, where could they be?
Look in the paper under "WIFE"

New hobby , try Tango Dancing

I'm fed up with this lonely life
It brings me just nothing but strife
Is there someone for me?
Oh, where could they be?

I’m fed up with this lonely life,
It brings me just nothing but strife
Is there someone for me?

Oops!

I’m fed up with this lonely life,
It brings me just nothing but strife

I'm fed up with this lonely life
But thank goodness for my great wife

I wish I had someone to love
We'd laugh and play with stars above
You'd play with a star
Yes - only from afar
I'd call you my darling, my dove

I'm fed up with this lonely life

I wish I had someone to love
We'd laugh and play with stars above
You'd play with a star ?!
Yes - only from afar

I wish I had someone to love
We'd laugh and play with stars above
You'd play with a star?!