June '25 Limerick (July '21 & July'23 continued)

I do like a china tea cup
On bone china I like to sup
Tea just tastes better
Fragrant and wetter
Then out for a walk with my pup

I need to be brisk now it's cold

I do like a china tea cup
On bone china I like to sup
Tea just tastes better
Fragrant and wetter

I do like a china teacup
On bone china I like to sup,
Tea just tastes better

I do like a china teacup
On bone china I like to sup

County Devon is like heaven
That’s where I meet my beau Kevin
We’ll have a cream tea
Then I’ll go for a pee
Cups of tea, I drink about seven!

I do like a china teacup

County Devon is like heaven
That’s where I meet my beau, Kevin
We’ll have a cream tea
Then I’ll go for a pee

County Devon is like heaven
That’s where I meet my beau, Kevin
We’ll have a cream tea

Country Devon is like heaven
That's where I meet my beau, Kevin

In Devon we don’t fare so well
But our moors and beaches excel
Not so many large stores
But plenty of tours
I agree, I'm under it's spell.

County Devon is like heaven

In Devon we don’t fare so well
But our moors and beaches excel
Not so many large stores
But plenty of tours

In Devon we don't fare so well
But our moors and beaches excel
Not so many large stores

In Devon we don't fare so well,
But our moors and beaches excel

My favourite shop is Harvey Nicks
Knightsbridge is where I get my kicks
There’s a branch in Leeds too
With an elegant loo
And free use of lovely toothpicks.

In Devon we don't fare so well,

My favourite shop is Harvey Nicks
Knightsbridge is where I get my kicks
There’s a branch in Leeds too
With an elegant loo

My favourite shop is Harvey Nicks
Knightsbridge is where I get my kicks
There's a branch in Leeds too

My favourite shop is Harvey Nicks
Knightsbridge is where I get my kicks

Perhaps we’ll find some teddy bears
If Prince Andrew has got any spares
He owns quite a few
Has caused a to do
And cuddles them all through his cares.

My favourite shop is Harvey Nicks

Perhaps we'll find some teddy bears
If Prince Andrew has got any spares
He owns quite a few
Has caused a to-do

Perhaps we'll find some teddy bears
If Prince Andrew has got any spares
He owns quite a few

Perhaps we’ll find some teddy bears
If Prince Andrew has got any spares

I hope you don't mind if I choose scones/phones.

Let's all go for afternoon tea
Sounds a really good plan to me
Champagne cakes and scones
Switch off all our phones.
Let's text to find out when we're free.

Perhaps we''ll find some teddy bears

Let's all go for afternoon tea
Sounds a really good plan to me
Champagne cakes and scones
(Napkins shaped like swans)*
or
(Switch off all our phones)*

*Depending on how you pronounce the word scones

Let’s all go for afternoon tea
Sounds a really good plan to me
Champagne cakes and scones

Let's all go for afternoon tea
Sounds a really good plan to me

It would be fun to share with friends
And old enemies, make amends
You are very kind
To our faults be blind
Such agreements can pay dividends

Let's all go for afternoon tea