LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

We're waking an hour too early
Short nights are making me surly
But Spring is coming

We're waking an hour too early
Short nights are making me surly

We'll be putting clocks forward soon
At eleven it will be noon
No need for an alarm
Wake up nice and calm
But the rooster is singing its tune!

We're waking an hour too early

We'll be putting clocks forward soon
At eleven it will be noon
No need for an alarm
Wake up nice and calm

We'll be putting clocks forward soon
At eleven it will be noon
No need for an alarm

We'll be putting clocks forward soon
At eleven it will be noon

I drift on a long sweet slumber
I’d counted sheep without number
But sleep eludes me
Get up and drink tea
Have a sandwich with cucumber

We’ll be putting clocks forward soon

I drift on a long sweet slumber
I'd counted sheep without number
But sleep eludes me
Get up and drink tea

I drift on a long sweet slumber
I'd counted sheep without number.
But sleep eludes me

I drift on a long sweet slumber
I'd counted sheep without number

I'll groom Jessie when we get back
Then I will hit the sack
It's a job well done
But sometimes not fun
I feel like I’m stretched on the rack

I drift on a long sweet slumber

I'll groom Jessie when we get back
Then I will hit the sack
It's a job well done
But sometimes not fun

I'll groom Jessie when we get back
Then I will hit the sack
It's a job well done

I'll groom Jessie when we get back
Then I will hit the sack

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side
We'll go on a hack
Tea in my back pack
We'll use Google to be our guide.

I'll groom Jessie when we get back

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side
We'll go on a hack
Tea in my back pack

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side
We'll go on a hack

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrassed to say
I've been outside all day
Riding Jessie my light grey cob.

She's lively but pleasant to ride

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrased to say
I've been outside all day

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrassed to say

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am
Eat preserves not jam
Call father papa and not dad

Nobody could call me a snob

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am
Eat preserves not jam

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am