LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time
We know we can't scan
Something under a ban

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time
We know we can't scan

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage
It's good fun for all
We all have a ball
And sure no-one rattles my cage

It's fun to see what we can rhyme

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage
It's good fun for all
We all have a ball

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage
It's good fun for all

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage

It is my go-to site first thing
To see what other grans will “sing”
There’s something for all
Rows go to the wall
And sometimes good advice they bring

I especially like the games page

It is my go-to site, first thing
To see what other grans will 'sing'
There's something for all
Rows go to the wall

It is my go-to site, first thing
To see what other grans will 'sing'
There's something for all

It is my go-to site, first thing
To see what other grans will 'sing'

I'd rather stay at home than go
To a sporting event or a show
Gransnet is my choice
It gives me a voice
As well as punches, three or four

It is my go-to site, first thing

I'd rather stay at home than go
To a sporting event or a show
Gransnet is my choice
It gives me a voice

I'd rather stay at home than go
To a sporting event or a show
Gransnet is my choice

I'd rather stay at home than go
To a sporting event or a show
I'll just read a book

I'd rather stay at home than go
To a sporting event or a show

And he had no manners at all
Wouldn't like to take to a ball
He would pick his nose
Oh that was so gross!!
Don't open door if he should call

I'd rather stay at home than go

And he had no manners at all
Wouldn't like to take to a ball
He would pick his nose
Oh that was so gross !!!

And he had no manners at all
Wouldn't like to take to a ball
He would pick his nose

And he had no manners at all
Wouldn't like to take to a ball

Was destined to be an old maid
I was told I looked rather staid
But I proved them wrong
He looked like King Kong
All muscle and hair I'm afraid

And he had no manners at all

Was destined to be an old maid
As was told I looked rather staid
But I proved them wrong
He looked like King Kong

Was destined to be an old maid
As was told I looked rather staid
But I proved them wrong

Was destined to be an old maid
As was told I looked rather staid

My dress is ever so fussy
And my hair is exceedingly mussy
All buttons and bows
Frills and furbelows
I looked like quite a bold hussy

Was destined to be an old maid