LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I once met an itinerant
His preaching to me was just cant
He just spoke rubbish
And made me feel snubbish

I once met an itinerant
His preaching to me was just cant
He just spoke rubbish

I once met an itinerant
His preaching to me was just cant

For me the jet set is a bore
More interesting people are poor
They live by their wits
They seldom are twits
They’re not rich, but they are hard core

I once met an itinerant

For me the jet set is a bore
More interesting people are poor
They live by their wits
They seldom are twits

For me the jet set is a bore
More interesting people are poor
They live by their wits

For me the jet set is a bore
More interesting people are poor

I think I have met my James Bond
Someone of whom I am fond
His job is hush hush
And I have a crush
But his is the world of beau monde.

For me the jet set is a bore

I think I have met my James Bond
Someone of whom I am fond
His job is hush hush
And I have a crush

I think I have met my James Bond
Someone of whom I am fond
His job is hush hush

I think I have met my James Bond
Someone of whom I’m vey fond

I once read a book about spies
How they had to tell lots of lies
Just to save their skin
And not stir their gin
And ensure of the baddie's demise

I think I have met my James Bond

I once read a book about spies
How they had to tell lots of lies
Just to save their skin
And not stir their gin

I once read a book about spies
How they had to tell lots of lies
Just to save their skin

I once read a book about spies
How they had to tell lots of lies

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned
Who turned into a gopher
A real no hoper
And spent all his time in his shed

I once read a book about spies

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned
Who turned into a gopher
A real no hoper

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned
Who turned into a gopher

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I'll be snoring
I'll give them a miss
And instead will watch this!
No politics, please, I'm imploring!

The worst book that I ever read

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I’ll be snoring
I’ll give them a miss
And instead will watch this!

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I’ll be snoring
I’ll give them a miss

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I'll be snoring

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker
They fell to the floor
The turn had been poor
And then they all went to the locker

Watching news broadcasts is boring

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker
They fell to the floor
The turn had been poor