LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don't mind if he's bald
Or what he is called
Just hope he doesn’t smell like crap

I don’t think I’m that good a catch

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don't mind if he's bald
Or what he is called

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don’t mind if he’s bald

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever
Find someone - never
And going online, was afraid.

But I then found a good App

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever
Find someone - never

that sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
We'll just drink and chat

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright
But his shoes are a sight!
And with all my friends he would flirt

So out the door he went, I sighed

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright
But his shoes are a sight!

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice young guy called Kurt

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick
I asked him to spell
A small word like well
He said I was taking 'the Mick'

He left the house angry and hurt

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick
I asked him to spell
A small word like well

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick
I asked him to spell

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick

I think I shall give up on men
I've already tried at least ten
I fancied not one
Though some were handsome
Especially one who's named Ben

He decided that we didn't "click"

I think I shall give up on men
I’ve already tried at least ten
I fancied not one
Though some were handsome

I think I shall give up on men
I’ve already tried at least ten
I fancied not one

I think I shall give up on men
I've already tried at least ten

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he's gone to ground
He's a silver fox
Though he's an ice box
Still he is the best that I've found

I think I shall give up on men

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he's gone to ground
He's a silver fox
Though he's an ice box

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he's gone to ground
He's a silver fox