LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak

I like mine just grilled on some toast,
With ham I like it the most

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees
Jarlsburg or Cheddar
Put through the shredder,
And then do just what you please.

I like mine just grilled on some toast,

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees
Jarlsburg or Cheddar
Put through the shredder

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees,
Jarlsburg or Cheddar

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees,

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,
They honk and they cry
And sometimes they sound like a flute

I always enjoy eating cheese

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That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
There could be surprises

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,
They honk and they cry

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh
If he makes a gaffe
A splash overboard is his fate

The new baby geese are so cute

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh
If he makes a gaffe

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’

That's a very strange look for sure
When I sail up to your door
With paddle in hand
Bag full of sea sand
In a dress of white looking pure

That sure sounds a romantic date

That's a very strange look for sure
When I sail up to your door
With paddle in hand
Bag full of sea sand

That's a very strange look for sure
When I sail up to your door
With paddle in hand

That's a very strange look for sure
When I sail up to your door

Think I'll buy an inflatable
Though their value's debatable
I could sail down the street
while soaking my feet
might make me far more dateable

That's a very strange look for sure

Think I’ll buy an inflatable
Though their value’s debatable
I could sail down the street
While soaking my feet

Think I’ll buy an inflatable
Though their value’s debatable
I could sail down the street

Think I’ll buy an inflatable
Though some think their value debatable

Instead I am looking at rain
Gurgling as it swirls down the drain
The roof’s sprung a leak
My kitchen's a creek
Oh it’s all a heck of a pain..

Think I’ll buy an inflatable