LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
They do it in Venice

I might end up in A and E,
Be seen by that awful McPhee

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,
Maybe he'll talk like Mister Ed
I'll ride side-saddle
Go for a paddle,
But I'll fall off and hurt my head.

I might end up in A and E,

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,
Maybe he'll talk like Mister Ed
I'll ride side-saddle
Go for a paddle

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,
Maybe he'll talk like Mister Ed
I’ll ride side-saddle

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,
Maybe he'll talk like Mister Ed

My driving skill's seen better days
The roads around here are a maze
Cars all go too fast
Close behind horns blast,
The road rules nobody obeys.

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,

My driving skill's seen better days
The roads around here are a maze
Cars all go too fast
Close behind horns blast

My driving skill's seen better days
The roads around here are a maze
Cars all go to fast

My driving skill's seen better days
The roads around here are a maze

Better to be safe than sorry
Try not to get killed by a lorry
Do keep your distance
On my insistence
I really don't want to worry

My driving skill's seen better days

Better to be safe than sorry
Try not to get killed by a lorry
Do keep your distance
On my insistence

Better to be safe than sorry,
Try not to get killed by a lorry,
Do keep your distance

Better to be safe than sorry,
Try not to get killed by a lorry,

I'd hurry indoors in a fright
And get myself right out of sight
I'd tremble and shake
Maybe cause an earthquake
Wouldn't put up much of a fight

Better to be safe than sorry

I'd hurry indoors in a fright
And get myself right out of sight
I'd tremble and shake
Maybe cause an earthquake

I'd hurry indoors in a fright
And get myself right out of sight
I'd tremble and shake

I’d hurry indoors in a fright
And get myself right out of sight

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove
The whole world would spin
There'll be quite a din
Don't think I'd be brave oh my love

I'd hurry indoors in a fright

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove,
The whole world would spin,
There’ll be quite a din

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove,
The whole world would spin,

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days,
In this summer haze,
What's that? Oh, I made a dog bark.

The moon glimmers ghostly above

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days,
In this summer haze,

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days