LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner
The leaves will be bright
Golden, what a sight !
To see them is surely an honor

My photo app I will use

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner
The leaves will be bright
Golden, what a sight !

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner
The leaves will be bright

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner

Perhaps we should just switch to water
Do you really think we oughta?
It would be more sensible
If you eat kibble
Just like your cow and her daughta.

Autumn is just round the corner

Perhaps we should just switch to water
Do you really think we oughta?
It would be more sensible
If you eat kibble

Perhaps we should just switch to water?
Do you really think we oughta
It would be more sensible

Perhaps we should just switch to water?
Do you really think we oughta

Thanks to drinking I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race.
I felt such a fool
I thought I was ‘cool’
Should have just stayed in my place

Perhaps we should just switch to water?

Thanks to drinking I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race.
I felt such a fool
I thought I was ‘cool’

Thanks to drinking I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race.
I felt such a fool

Thanks to drinking, I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it's quite light
I still prefer gin
Mum says is a sin
And we ended by having a fight.

Thanks to drinking, I fell on my face

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it's quite light
I still prefer gin
Mum says is a sin

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it's quite light
I still prefer gin

Just adjusting syllables

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it’s quite light

Why so much talk about food?
Why not? It does make us feel good
Talk of wine instead?
It goes to your head
And has good effects on your mood

Do you prefer red or white?

Why so much talk about food?
Why not? It does make us feel good
Talk of wine instead?
It goes to your head

Why so much talk about food?
Why not, It does make us feel good
Talk of wine instead?

Why so much talk about food?
Why not , it does make us feel good

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay.
You could try a fast?
Oh no, I wont last
To diet I'd better delay.

Why so much talk about food?

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay.
You could try a fast?
Oh no, I wont last

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay.
You could try a fast?

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay

It's more will power I need for sure
To be healthy, slim and pure
I'll start tomorrow
I've had enough sorrow
Eating salad must be my cure

There must be an easier way