LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you go a book I can borrow?
I'll lounge on the deck
With staff at my beck

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you got a book I can borrow?
I will lounge on the deck

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you got a book I can borrow?

But when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended
I should be ok
I'll shout loudly ''Hooray!''
And holiday as intended

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow

ut when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended 😂
I should be okay
I'll shout loudly, "Hooray!"

But when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended 😂
I should be okay

But when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended 😂

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I'm reading a book meant for geeks
I'm turning the pages
But it's taking me ages
Because every joint in me creaks

But when the two weeks have ended

Whoops - forgot the rest

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I'm reading a book meant for geeks
I'm turning the pages
But it's taking me ages

But it's taking me ages

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I’m reading a book meant for geeks
I’m turning the pages

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I'm reading a book meant for geeks

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me
A mouse once ran
Into a tin can (Sorry NanKate)
So I jumped and hurt my right knee

Now I am grounded for two weeks

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me
A mouse once ran
He was in such a spin

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me
A mouse once ran in

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me

I'll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble
Should I use a thimble
Yes, or prick your finger and faint.

I'm a bit of a wimp you see

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble
Should I use a thimble?

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
The leaves on the trees

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse
Persimmon and poppy
I know it's a copy
But real art it doesn't abuse

I'll get out my brushes and paint

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse
Persimmon and poppy
I know it’s a copy

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse
Persimmon and poppy

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse