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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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GoldenLady Sun 02-Nov-25 20:44:02

Bonfire night will be coming soon
Fireworks will cause a massive boom
Sparklers are fun
While eating a bun
Which explodes all over the room

Autumn holidays are the best

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BrightandBreezy Sun 02-Nov-25 20:47:33

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest

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henetha Mon 03-Nov-25 10:28:10

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest,
Avoid airport crowds

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MollyNew Mon 03-Nov-25 12:59:20

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest
Avoid airport crowds
While you fly through the clouds

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GoldenLady Mon 03-Nov-25 19:19:19

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest
Avoid airport crowds
While you fly through the clouds
Avoid airports? Surely you jest.

You might try a hot air balloon

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65KL Mon 03-Nov-25 19:27:57

You might try a hot air balloon
Glorious when taken in June

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Magenta8 Mon 03-Nov-25 19:28:27

You might try a hot air balloon
Before dark, not under the moon

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MollyNew Tue 04-Nov-25 11:28:36

You might try a hot air balloon
Glorious when taken in June / Before dark, not under the moon
But I'm scared of heights

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GoldenLady Tue 04-Nov-25 13:38:23

You might try a hot air balloon
Glorious when taken in June / Before dark, not under the moon
But I'm scared of heights
There are all sorts of frights

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65KL Tue 04-Nov-25 18:02:38

You might try a hot air balloon
Before dark not under the moon
But I'm scared of heights
There are all sorts of freight
Enjoy , we'll be back on land soon

Tyler took his bike up a hill

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Magenta8 Tue 04-Nov-25 18:23:42

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill

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GoldenLady Wed 05-Nov-25 14:23:55

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill
Did they fetch pails of water?

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65KL Thu 06-Nov-25 21:56:09

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill
Did they fetch pails of water
Well was covered in mortar

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52bright Thu 06-Nov-25 23:44:21

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill
Did they fetch pails of water
Well was covered in mortal
So rode back to work in the mill

He got paid and went to a dance

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henetha Fri 07-Nov-25 11:07:18

He got paid and went to a dance,
Which, by the way, was in France,

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MollyNew Fri 07-Nov-25 11:34:30

He got paid and went to a dance
Which by the way was in France
He did a cha cha cha

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GoldenLady Fri 07-Nov-25 15:58:20

He got paid and went to a dance
Which by the way was in France
He did a cha cha cha
She said, "Ooh la la"

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52bright Fri 07-Nov-25 18:21:45

He got paid and went to a dance
Which by the way was in France
He did a cha cha cha
She said ''Ooh la la''
''He's just like a knight with a lance''

They fell in love and were married

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Nov-25 15:53:01

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried

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52bright Sat 08-Nov-25 17:22:23

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried
Along came a child

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MollyNew Sat 08-Nov-25 18:29:51

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried
Along came a child
Who make them both smile

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52bright Sun 09-Nov-25 00:45:22

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried
Along came a child
Who make them both smile
They were calm and never harried

Soon they got bored with each other

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65KL Sun 09-Nov-25 05:06:36

Soon they got bored with each other
She had eyes for best friends brother

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Magenta8 Sun 09-Nov-25 07:28:12

Soon they got bored with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum

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MollyNew Mon 10-Nov-25 17:02:38

Soon they got bore with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum
But they were all so glum

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