LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight
The sun was so bright

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
The neighbors will stare

we were so scared we couldn't sleep
making no noise not a peep

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks
In their secret nooks
And vampires, a real scary sight

We were so scared we couldn't sleep

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks
In their secret nooks

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice
But he gave bad advice
Now he's not the number one man

So we all settled down for the night

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice
But he gave bad advice

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up
We started to sup
While trying to source skating rinks

The kids thought that was a great plan

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up
We started to sup

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks

We went out to play in the snow
Grandchildren on sledges I tow
We built a snowman
That was a great plan
'Til the north wind started to blow

We all went inside for hot drinks

We went out to play in the snow
Grandchildren on sledges I tow
We built a snowman
That was a great plan

We went out to play in the snow
Grandchildren on sledges I tow
We built a snowman

We went out to play in the snow
Grandchildren on sledges I tow

That's fine because we just give them back
After giving them a tasty snack
We love them a lot
From teenage to tot
Those kids are on the right track.

We went out to play in the snow

That's fine because we just give them back
After giving them a tasty snack
We love them a lot
From teenage to tot

That's fine because we just give them back
After giving them a tasty snack
We love them a lot

That's fine because we hand them back
After giving them a tasty snack

Jumping from a plane feels quite wild
Perhaps you'd prefer something mild
Like colouring books
Or learning from cooks
Maybe playing with a grandchild.

That's fine because we hand them back