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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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crazyH Thu 21-Aug-25 12:30:34

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it's quite light
I still prefer gin
Mum says is a sin

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GoldenLady Thu 21-Aug-25 15:40:31

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it's quite light
I still prefer gin
Mum says is a sin
And we ended by having a fight.

Thanks to drinking, I fell on my face

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crazyH Thu 21-Aug-25 20:34:19

Thanks to drinking, I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race

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BrightandBreezy Sat 23-Aug-25 16:13:55

Thanks to drinking I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race.
I felt such a fool

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crazyH Sat 23-Aug-25 17:12:47

Thanks to drinking I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race.
I felt such a fool
I thought I was ‘cool’

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GoldenLady Sat 23-Aug-25 17:52:41

Thanks to drinking I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race.
I felt such a fool
I thought I was ‘cool’
Should have just stayed in my place

Perhaps we should just switch to water?

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crazyH Sat 23-Aug-25 18:02:33

Perhaps we should just switch to water?
Do you really think we oughta

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Aug-25 16:38:20

Perhaps we should just switch to water?
Do you really think we oughta
It would be more sensible

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Magenta8 Sun 24-Aug-25 20:19:50

Perhaps we should just switch to water
Do you really think we oughta?
It would be more sensible
If you eat kibble

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GoldenLady Mon 25-Aug-25 15:40:28

Perhaps we should just switch to water
Do you really think we oughta?
It would be more sensible
If you eat kibble
Just like your cow and her daughta.

Autumn is just round the corner

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crazyH Mon 25-Aug-25 15:42:58

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner

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GoldenLady Tue 26-Aug-25 22:55:42

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner
The leaves will be bright

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crazyH Wed 27-Aug-25 13:49:34

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner
The leaves will be bright
Golden, what a sight !

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GoldenLady Wed 27-Aug-25 16:34:54

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner
The leaves will be bright
Golden, what a sight !
To see them is surely an honor

My photo app I will use

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Magenta8 Wed 27-Aug-25 19:25:00

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse

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GoldenLady Thu 28-Aug-25 15:15:09

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse
Persimmon and poppy

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crazyH Thu 28-Aug-25 19:21:18

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse
Persimmon and poppy
I know it’s a copy

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52bright Thu 28-Aug-25 21:03:05

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse
Persimmon and poppy
I know it's a copy
But real art it doesn't abuse

I'll get out my brushes and paint

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Crocus5 Sun 31-Aug-25 15:52:38

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint

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GoldenLady Sun 31-Aug-25 16:08:09

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
The leaves on the trees

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crazyH Sun 31-Aug-25 16:08:26

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble

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GoldenLady Sun 31-Aug-25 16:11:51

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble
Should I use a thimble?

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52bright Sun 31-Aug-25 16:27:42

I'll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble
Should I use a thimble
Yes, or prick your finger and faint.

I'm a bit of a wimp you see

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Magenta8 Sun 31-Aug-25 18:07:57

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me

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crazyH Sun 31-Aug-25 19:09:12

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me
A mouse once ran in

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