LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

There's so many places to see
I'll find one that's just right for me
Mexico'll be good
With interesting food
And someone to cook it for me

No doubt Ill put on some weight

There's so many places to see
I'll find one that's just right for me
Mexico'll be good
With interesting food

There's so many places to see
I'll find one that's just right for me
Mexico’ll be good

There's so many places to see
I'll find one that's just right for me

It's time we booked a new trip
One that's good for my dodgy hip
Full catered of course
And no riding a horse
Just travelling far on a ship

There's so many places to see

It's time we booked a new trip
One that's good for my dodgy hip
Full catered of course
And no riding a horse

It's time we booked a new trip
One that's good for my dodgy hip
Full catered of course

It's time we booked a new trip
One that's good for my dodgy hip

So we'll do some travelling ourselves
We might find Santa's Christmas elves
We'll put him on notice
Buy him a Lotus
So he'll fill up our toyshelves

It's time we booked a new trip

So we'll do some travelling ourselves
We might find Santa's Christmas elves
We'll put him on notice
Buy him a Lotus

So we’ll do some travelling ourselves
We might find Santa’s Christmas elves
We’ll put him on notice

So we’ll do some travelling ourselves
We might find Santa’s Christmas elves

Our kids have all travelled around
Some wonderful places they've found
But sad as it seems
We admire their schemes
We miss them but plans are so sound

So we'll do some travelling ourselves

Our kids have all travelled around
Some wonderful places they've found
But sad as it seems
We admire their schemes

Our kids have all travelled around
Some wonderful places they've found
But sad as it seems

Our kids have all travelled around
Some wonderful places they've found

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam
Though we both miss them
It's not a problem
We don't have empty nest syndrome

Our kids have all travelled around

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam
Though we both miss them
It's not a problem

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam
Though we both miss them

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife
But I must somehow hope
That I can just cope
And not be an unhappy wife

The children have all left home

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife
But I must somehow hope
That I can just hope

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife
But I must somehow hope

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay
Wait! How retro that sounds
You're right! We'll buy rounds
And drink all our sorrows away

I really am fed up with life