If…Come Dine With Me

Starter: Tomato Cup a Soup
Main: Dairylee Dunkers
Pudding: Deep fried Mars Bars
Entertainment: Watching Jeremy Kyle on Youtube

Surely a winning combination!

Oh Indido8! That sounds right up my ally. A truly inspired feast. 😊❤👍

Indigo8

Starter: Tomato Cup a Soup
Main: Dairylee Dunkers
Pudding: Deep fried Mars Bars
Entertainment: Watching Jeremy Kyle on Youtube

Surely a winning combination!

That made I laff. 🤣

Indigo8

Starter: Tomato Cup a Soup
Main: Dairylee Dunkers
Pudding: Deep fried Mars Bars
Entertainment: Watching Jeremy Kyle on Youtube

Surely a winning combination!

Hilarious.. I hope a potential contestant sees this and tries it out.. It would be such an amusing meal..

All washed down with a glass of cherryade.

Indigo8

All washed down with a glass of cherryade.

STOP IT! Indigo! It just sounds too ruddy fantastic & I want it all immediately!
Not this tin of lukewarm lentil soup I'm desperately trying to get excited about. 😫

Starter: Digestive biscuits spread with Philadelphia
Main: Vesta Chow Mein WITH crispy noodles!
Pudding: Mandarin Oranges with Evaporated Milk

Entertainment: Jerry Springers Finest Shows.

Starter: Tinned tomato juice with a squeeze of lemon
Main: Fish finger sandwiches
Pudding: Arctic Roll

Entertainment: A George Formby sing-along

starter: fish paste on toast fingers
main: deep fried hotdog coated in batter with peas
pud: caramel instant whip with squirty cream

entertainment: sparklers

Crisp sandwich preferably chesse and onion and grated cheese.

Chips covered in cheese and mayonaise.

Rum Baba

Cup of tea to wash it down crusty bread with thick bitter on the side.

Perhaps we should suggest a new programme to the BBC.
'Pointless Does Come Dine with Me'. The person, or people, whose meal and entertainment gets the lowest score wins.

Indigo8

Perhaps we should suggest a new programme to the BBC.
'Pointless Does Come Dine with Me'. The person, or people, whose meal and entertainment gets the lowest score wins.

Now THAT’S an idea they could run with. They’ve done the celebrity one which normally follows a good strangers show and ruins it (Think Traitors). Or they could take it abroad (like the soaps when they get bored with storylines) and get people to eat stuff they’ve no idea what it is.

Starter: Melon balls steeped in rum. (Or whichever alcohol you like).

Main: Coke-a-Cola seeped chicken with couscous.

Pudding: Strawberry Millefeuille.

Entertainment: Spying on the neighbours via home security cameras.

Starter: Quails eggs in salad cream.

Main: Spam fritters with new potatoes and samphire.

Pudding: White peaches poached in champagne with
condensed milk.

Entertainment: Katherine Jenkins singing rugby songs.