Limericks 18, Rides again

My dog likes digging up mole hills
She digs fast and deep, just like drills
Her nostrils quite sore

My dog likes digging up mole hills
She digs fast and deep, just like drills
Her nostril's quite sore
She's blistered her paw

My dog likes digging up mole hills
She digs fast and deep, just like drills
Her nostril's quite sore
She's blistered her paw
So I’ve dressed her n frock and frills

She is quite a spoilt little pooch

Even has her own little couch

She is quite a spoilt little pooch
Even has her own little couch
She's not caught a mole

She is quite a spoilt little pooch
Even has her own little couch
She's not caught a mole
But made a big hole

She is quite a spoilt little pooch
Even has her own little couch
She's not caught a mole
But made a big hole
And then comes to me for a cwtch

I think I’ll buy a pogo stick

I think I'll buy a pogo stick
And bounce up and down really quick

I think I'll buy a pogo stick
And bounce up and down really quick
That does sound like fun

I think I'll buy a pogo stick
And bounce up and down really quick
That does sound like fun
Wonder how it's done

I think I'll buy a pogo stick
And bounce up and down really quick
That does sound like fun
Wonder how it's done
To master it, there is a trick

A skateboard also sounds like fun

A skateboard also sounds like fun
Also tea and a sticky bun

A skateboard also sounds like fun
Also tea and a sticky bun
The athletic stuff's fine

A skateboard also sounds like fun
Also tea and a sticky bun
The athletic stuff's fine
But I like to dine

A skateboard also sounds like fun
Also tea and a sticky bun
The athletic stuff's fine
But I like to dine
And then perhaps, go for a run

Are you joking ? I hear you ask

Are you joking ? I hear you ask
No I'll be fine, I'll take a flask

Are you joking ? I hear you ask
No I'll be fine, I'll take a flask
Of piping hot tea

Are you joking ? I hear you ask
No I'll be fine, I'll take a flask
Of piping hot tea
Or some Beaujolais - oui!

'Cos running's a most tiring task

Once home, I'll lie down on my bed

Once home, I'll lie down on my bed
While sugarplum dreams fill my head

Once home, I'll lie down on my bed
While sugarplum dreams fill my head
Of joining a band

Once home, I'll lie down on my bed
While sugarplum dreams fill my head
Of joining a band
Making music that's grand

Once home, I'll lie down on my bed
While sugarplum dreams fill my head
Of joining a band
Making music that's grand
And screaming fans, all wearing red

Then I wake up , dripping with sweat

Then I wake up, dripping with sweat
Couldn't sing in bands for a bet

Then I wake up, dripping with sweat
Couldn't sing in bands for a bet
I’m a falsetto