Limericks 18, Rides again

I think I'll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunt Joan
She vowed not to marry
Till she met Barry
Now it's romance by mobile phone

It wouldn't have done in my day

I think I’ll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunty Joan
She vowed not to marry
Till she met Barry

I think I’ll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunty Joan
She vowed not to marry

I think I’ll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunty Joan

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor
He thought it was funny
Sounds like a dummy
So don’t want to see him no more

I think I’ll be best on my own

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor
He thought it was funny
Sounds like a dummy

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor
He thought it was funny

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor

When I wake from my nap I know
I’ll be so excited to go
With this gorgeous hunk
He’s surely no monk
My nerves are beginning to show

As soon as he knocked at the door

Tweaked a bit

When I wake from my nap I know
I’ll be so excited to go
With this gorgeous hunk
He’s surely no monk

When I wake from my nap I know
I will be so excited to go
With this gorgeous hunk of man

When I wake from my nap I know
I will be so excited to go

I'll try a new phone dating app
'Coz my diary has a gap
I want a hot date
Where I come home late
Having sat on a fit hunk's lap

I think I shall need a new look

I’ll try a new phone dating app
‘Coz my diary has a gap
I want a hot date
Where I come home late
In time for an afternoon nap

When I wake from my nap I know

I'll try a new phone dating app
'Coz my diary has a gap
I want a hot date
Where I come home late

I'll try a new phone dating app
'Cos my diary has a gap
I want a hot date

I'll try a new phone dating app
‘Cos my diary has a gap

He only wanted a 'quickie'
So I left the pub pretty zippy
Will find other locales
Will use my vocals
Before he takes the Mickey

I'll try a new phone dating app

He only wanted a 'quickie'
So I left the pub pretty zippky
Will find other locales
Will use my vocals

He only wanted a ‘quickie’
So I left the pub pretty zippy
Will find other locales

He only wanted a ‘quickie’
So I left the pub pretty zippy

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap
"Are you free tonight?"
"D'ya Fancy a bite?"
“As long as it’s not on your lap”

He only wanted a ‘quickie’

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap
"Are you free tonight?"
"D'ya Fancy a bite?"

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap
“Are you free tonight?”

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap