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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Indigo8 Tue 05-Nov-24 12:32:33

So I was tired and very muddy
In need of help from a buddy
And a good strong drink
To help me think
A hot shower that's nice and suddy

Then, when I feel human once more

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biglouis Wed 06-Nov-24 11:32:54

Then, when I feel human once more
I might be cheerful like before

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crazyH Thu 07-Nov-24 16:06:47

Then, when I feel human once more
I might be cheerful like before
Wore my pink silk dress

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biglouis Thu 07-Nov-24 17:10:02

Then, when I feel human once more
I might be cheerful like before
Wore my pink silk dress
After giving it a press

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Indigo8 Thu 07-Nov-24 20:20:44

Then, when I feel human once more
I might be cheerful like before
Wore my pink silk dress
After giving it a press
And then dance with the man next door

He says I'm the love of his life

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crazyH Thu 07-Nov-24 22:18:40

He says I'm the love of his life
He’s certain to make me his wife

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biglouis Fri 08-Nov-24 00:35:19

He says I'm the love of his life
He’s certain to make me his wife
I suspect he is married

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henetha Fri 08-Nov-24 12:37:59

He says I'm the love of his life
He’s certain to make me his wife
I suspect he's married
So I feel worried,

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GoldenLady Fri 08-Nov-24 15:10:30

He says I'm the love of his life
He’s certain to make me his wife
I suspect he's married
So I feel worried,
As moving next door could cause strife.

His wife might be somewhat upset

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Indigo8 Fri 08-Nov-24 16:39:09

His wife might be somewhat upset
She doesn't know anything yet

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Justmeonmyown Fri 08-Nov-24 17:43:59

His wife might be somewhat upset
She doesn’t know anything yet
But if she finds out

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Jane71 Fri 08-Nov-24 20:40:30

His wife might be somewhat upset
She doesn’t know anything yet
But if she finds out
I'm sure without doubt

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crazyH Fri 08-Nov-24 23:36:55

His wife might be somewhat upset
She doesn’t know anything yet
But if she finds out
I’m sure without doubt
I’ll be animal fodder, you bet

She is a mighty big woman

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Indigo8 Sat 09-Nov-24 09:47:34

She is a mighty big woman
Aggressive and rather common

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biglouis Sat 09-Nov-24 11:40:04

She is a mighty big woman
Aggressive and rather common
And a very loud voice

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crazyH Sat 09-Nov-24 11:44:42

She is a mighty big woman
Aggressive and rather common
And a very loud voice
A thunderous noice

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Jane71 Sun 10-Nov-24 14:45:25

She is a mighty big woman
Aggressive and rather common
And a very loud voice
A thunderous voice
And treats her husband something rotten

So I think that I'll give him a miss

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Indigo8 Sun 10-Nov-24 16:04:54

So I think that I'll give him a miss
All we ever did was just kiss

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GoldenLady Sun 10-Nov-24 16:32:00

So I think that I'll give him a miss
All we ever did was just kiss
I'll find someone single

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Indigo8 Sun 10-Nov-24 17:29:40

So I think that I'll give him a miss
All we ever did was just kiss
I'll find someone single
Who makes me tingle

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Justmeonmyown Sun 10-Nov-24 20:02:16

So I think that I’ll give him a miss
All we ever did was just kiss
I’ll find someone single
Who makes me tingle
And that I think, will be bliss

So off to the pub I do go

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crazyH Sun 10-Nov-24 20:27:40

So off to the pub I do go
With hope in my heart, face a-glow

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biglouis Mon 11-Nov-24 16:08:33

So off to the pub I do go
With hope in my heart, face a-glow
I will lean on the bar

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Indigo8 Mon 11-Nov-24 17:07:26

So off to the pub I will go
With hope in my heart, face a-glow
I will lean on the bar
Drink jar after jar

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GoldenLady Mon 11-Nov-24 19:30:36

So off to the pub I will go
With hope in my heart, face a-glow
I will lean on the bar
Drink jar after jar
Of what kind of drink? I don't know.

Finally approached by a chap

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