Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

Please stick to the Limerick form
Those who don’t are showing some gorm,
It's really not hard

Please stick to the Limerick form
Those who don’t are showing some gorm,
It's really not hard
To be a good Bard

A, A, B, B, A, rhyme's the norm

I wish I could use my hose pipe

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light
The grass has burned out

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light
The grass has burned out
And I want to shout

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light
The grass has burned out
And I want to shout
Please close the curtains, it’s too bright !

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors ‘

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,
I chipped my front tooth

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,
I chipped my front tooth
That's awful, oh strewth,

I'm aching in both of my jaws

To the dentist I must go now

Possibly wrong page, Magenta ?

Oh dear! I seem to be doing this more and more. Apologies.

henetha When I first read your message I automatically assumed I had goofed yet again but re-reading what I wrote I don't think so.(for once)

I'm even wearing 'shades' indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,
I chipped my front tooth
That's awful, oh strewth,
I'm aching in both my jaws (far from brilliant but rhymes with indoors and floors the way I speak)

To the dentist I must go now (reference to chipped front tooth)

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow

Oh yes, I see now. It's just that I'm used to seeing the whole thing written instead of just one line. I obviously need to read more carefully. Sorry. And that's a good rhyme.
It is tedious to write out the whole limerick every time, so I use 'copy and paste'.

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow
He's keen with his drill

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow
He's keen with his drill
And the sound, so shrill

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow
He's keen with his drill
And the sound, so shrill
Makes me dread going in - and how!

I'd rather chill out in the park

I'd rather chill out in the park
Although I will head home by dark,

I'd rather chill out in the park
Although I will head home by dark,
There’s a ghoul out there

I'd rather chill out in the park
although I will head home by dark,
There's a ghoul out there
With magenta hair

I'd rather chill out in the park
although I will head home by dark,
There's a ghoul out
With magenta hair
And a CAT that emits a loud bark!

That park is certainly creepy

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy
Muggers and thugs

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy
Muggers and thugs
Who come near, with hugs,