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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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VB000 Thu 11-Jul-24 09:25:25

I would love to have three wishes
Not having to wash the dishes

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Salti Thu 11-Jul-24 10:20:28

I would love to have three wishes
Not having to wash the dishes
No football or tennis

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crazyH Thu 11-Jul-24 10:25:44

I would love to have three wishes
Not having to wash the dishes
No football or tennis
Sail the streets of Venice

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henetha Thu 11-Jul-24 10:30:07

I would love to have three wishes
Not having to wash the dishes
No football or tennis
Sail the streets of Venice
And clean water for our fishes.

Let's hope England wins on Sunday

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VB000 Fri 12-Jul-24 10:40:34

Let's hope England wins on Sunday
Celebrate until next Monday

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crazyH Fri 12-Jul-24 10:55:53

Let's hope England wins on Sunday
Celebrate until next Monday
I’ll gather neighbours

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Bumface Fri 12-Jul-24 12:39:06

Let's hope England wins on Sunday
Celebrate until next Monday
I'll gather the neighbours
We'll put off our labours

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crazyH Fri 12-Jul-24 15:18:37

Let's hope England wins on Sunday
Celebrate until next Monday
I'll gather the neighbours
We'll put off our labours
Sit with a glass of Chardonnay

I’ll have to watch dear old Patsy

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52bright Fri 12-Jul-24 17:41:29

I'll have to watch dear old Patsy
Drinking wine makes her all at sea

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Bumface Fri 12-Jul-24 18:01:50

I'll have to watch old Patsy
Drinking wine makes her all at sea
She'll prance round the room

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VB000 Mon 15-Jul-24 09:45:30

I'll have to watch old Patsy
Drinking wine makes her all at sea
She'll prance round the room
In stunning costume

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Bumface Mon 15-Jul-24 09:56:38

I'll have to watch old Patsy
Drinking wine makes her all at sea
She'll prance round the room
In a stunning costume
Then sit down on Uncle Bert's knee

Uncle Bert is easily shocked

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VB000 Tue 16-Jul-24 09:01:04

Uncle Bert is easily shocked
Clutched his pearls when Patsy said "f*****d"

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Salti Tue 16-Jul-24 09:03:37

Uncle Bert is easily shocked
Clutched his pearls when Patsy said "f*****d"
She gave him a kiss

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henetha Tue 16-Jul-24 10:12:12

Uncle Bert is easily shocked
Clutched his pearls when Patsy said "f*****d"
She gave him a kiss
He said "Oh what bliss"

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crazyH Tue 16-Jul-24 12:45:17

Uncle Bert is easily shocked
Clutched his pearls when Patsy said "f*****d"
She gave him a kiss
He said "Oh what bliss"
“At last , I am having some luck.”

Bert’s old wife is rather frigid

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GoldenLady Tue 16-Jul-24 16:36:25

Bert’s old wife is rather frigid
She sits in a posture that's rigid

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crazyH Tue 16-Jul-24 19:00:15

Bert’s old wife is rather frigid
She sits in a posture that's rigid
Bert’s feeling frisky

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Salti Tue 16-Jul-24 19:54:14

Bert’s old wife is rather frigid
She sits in a posture that's rigid
Bert’s feeling frisky
Been at the whisky?

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crazyH Tue 16-Jul-24 20:09:46

Bert’s old wife is rather frigid
She sits in a posture that's rigid
Bert’s feeling frisky
Been at the whisky?
But his wife , she is quite livid

I tripped, fell over on my face

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VB000 Wed 17-Jul-24 09:57:57

I tripped, fell over on my face
Tried to land gently, just in case

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crazyH Wed 17-Jul-24 10:30:58

I tripped, fell over on my face
Tried to land gently, just in case
I break my big nose

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Salti Wed 17-Jul-24 11:37:23

I tripped, fell over on my face
Tried to land gently, just in case
I break my big nose
And one of my toes

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crazyH Wed 17-Jul-24 12:11:32

I tripped, fell over on my face
Tried to land gently, just in case
I break my big nose
And one of my toes
I really must watch my pace

Opened my curtains , and I see

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