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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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GoldenLady Wed 02-Jul-25 15:28:22

That's "American" for an achiever
As 'graduate' is for school leaver
They call uni "school"
Most houses have pools
And illnesses are all called a "fever."

(Not true, but it rhymed)

Soon it will be fireworks time

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Magenta8 Wed 02-Jul-25 18:46:26

Soon it will be fireworks time
But throwing bangers is a crime

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NanKate Wed 02-Jul-25 20:24:37

Soon it will be fireworks time
But throwing bangers is a crime
I’ll just have sparklers

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52bright Thu 03-Jul-25 12:47:14

Soon it will be fireworks time
But throwing bangers is a crime
I'll just have sparklers
And use them starkers

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Magenta8 Thu 03-Jul-25 13:26:21

Soon it will be fireworks time
But throwing bangers is a crime
I'll just have sparklers
And use them starkers
While I'm still hot and in my prime

I'm going to a club tonight

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BrightandBreezy Thu 03-Jul-25 23:34:25

I'm going to a club tonight
I hope I don't look a real fright

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crazyH Fri 04-Jul-25 14:08:36

I'm going to a club tonight
I hope I don't look a real fright
Got my glitter dress

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52bright Fri 04-Jul-25 21:18:51

I'm going to a club tonight
I hope I don't look a real fright
Got my glitter dress
So don't look a mess

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henetha Sat 05-Jul-25 11:34:33

I'm going to a club tonight
I hope I don't look a real fright
Got my glitter dress
So don't look a mess,
And I feel so happy and bright.

I'll dance round my bag on the floor

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crazyH Sat 05-Jul-25 11:37:08

I'll dance round my bag on the floor
While men form a queue by the door

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GoldenLady Sat 05-Jul-25 15:50:14

I'll dance round my bag on the floor
While men form a queue by the door
But then I'll awaken

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52bright Sat 05-Jul-25 20:41:30

I'll dance round my bag on the floor
While men form a queue by the door
But then I'll awaken
Bit shocked and shaken

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NanKate Sun 06-Jul-25 08:06:52

I'll dance round my bag on the floor
While men form a queue by the door
But then I'll awaken
Bit shocked and shaken
And realise I’m full of remorse

I’m finding this summer remorseless

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GoldenLady Sun 06-Jul-25 15:11:24

I’m finding this summer remorseless
And now I am car-less and horseless

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Magenta8 Sun 06-Jul-25 16:34:28

I'm finding this summer remorseless
And now I am car-less and horseless
I could ride my bike

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BrightandBreezy Sun 06-Jul-25 19:40:26

I'm finding this summer remorseless
And now I am car-less and horseless
I could ride my bike
Or go for a hike

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NanKate Sun 06-Jul-25 20:19:38

I'm finding this summer remorseless
And now I am car-less and horseless
I could ride my bike
Or go for a hike
But please don’t call me gormless

I’ve gone back in time to the 60s

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52bright Mon 07-Jul-25 22:37:14

I've gone back in time to the 60s
Was in Brownies, in the Pixies

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BrightandBreezy Tue 08-Jul-25 19:20:23

I've gone back in time to the 60s
Was in Brownies, in the Pixies
I was a Sixer

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henetha Wed 09-Jul-25 11:53:45

I've gone back in time to the 60s
Was in Brownies, in the Pixies
I was a Sixer
Now I'm a fixer

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52bright Mon 14-Jul-25 21:21:53

I've gone back in time to the 60s
Was in Brownies, in the Pixies
I was a Sixer
Now I'm a fixer
Of lower taxes for fixed fees

It's work not everyone can do

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BrightandBreezy Thu 17-Jul-25 01:00:33

It's work not everyone can do
Need to know when to pay or sue

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crazyH Thu 17-Jul-25 14:42:32

It's work not everyone can do
Need to know when to pay or sue
Fine number crunching

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GoldenLady Thu 17-Jul-25 15:22:28

It's work not everyone can do
Need to know when to pay or sue
Fine number crunching
Legalities punching

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Magenta8 Thu 17-Jul-25 16:43:55

It's work not everyone can do
Need to know when to pay or sue
Fine number crunching
Legalities punching
It's a skill mastered by the few

My poor vegetables need more rain

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