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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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VB000 Mon 10-Mar-25 11:32:15

"The good old days" - overrated?
Most of the stuff's just plain dated
We live in the present
Where tunes are pleasant
Though some of them do get slated

The warm sunshine here has been bliss

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Indigo8 Mon 10-Mar-25 16:52:29

The warm sunshine here has been bliss
We just need lots more just like this

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52bright Thu 13-Mar-25 00:25:48

The warm sunshine here has been bliss
We just need lots more just like this
Get out the sun cream

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GoldenLady Sat 15-Mar-25 14:49:03

The warm sunshine here has been bliss
We just need lots more like this
Get out the sun cream
And of summer let's dream

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crazyH Sat 15-Mar-25 21:19:55

The warm sunshine here has been bliss
We just need lots more like this
Get out the sun cream
And of summer let's dream
Dust off our woollies, show our bits

I do not mean the wobbly ones

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Indigo8 Sat 15-Mar-25 22:13:17

I do not mean the wobbly ones
I mean flat tummy and tight buns

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GoldenLady Mon 17-Mar-25 15:29:26

I do not mean the wobbly ones
I mean flat tummy and tight buns
My bits are all wobbly

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Indigo8 Mon 17-Mar-25 20:25:05

I don't mean the wobbly ones
I mean flat tummy and tight buns
My bits are all wobbly
Some even bobbly

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VB000 Tue 18-Mar-25 11:14:48

I don't mean the wobbly ones
I mean flat tummy and tight buns
My bits are all wobbly
Some even bobbly
Easier to dress up as nuns!

In a wimple and a long skirt

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GoldenLady Tue 18-Mar-25 15:10:32

In a wimple and a long skirt
It's fun to get out there and flirt

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crazyH Wed 19-Mar-25 14:29:59

In a wimple and a long skirt
It's fun to get out there and flirt
Giving the side-eye

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GoldenLady Wed 19-Mar-25 19:46:04

In a wimple and a long skirt
It's fun to get out there and flirt
Giving the side-eye
To a cute looking guy

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crazyH Wed 19-Mar-25 19:59:25

In a wimple and a long skirt
It's fun to get out there and flirt
Giving the side-eye
To a cute looking guy
Who tells me his name is Big Bert

I’m only a teeny wee lass

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Indigo8 Thu 20-Mar-25 10:46:19

I'm only a teeny wee lass
To compensate I'm bold as brass

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GoldenLady Fri 21-Mar-25 22:05:48

I'm only a teeny wee lass
To compensate I'm bold as brass
I've a deafening voice

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Indigo8 Sat 22-Mar-25 09:20:48

I'm only a tiny wee lass
To compensate I'm bold as brass
I've a deafening voice
Fist, weapon of choice

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GoldenLady Sat 22-Mar-25 15:33:07

I'm only a tiny wee lass
To compensate I'm bold as brass
I've a deafening voice
Fist, weapon of choice
And good aim for a kick in the ass

But most of the time I'm a lady

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52bright Tue 25-Mar-25 00:36:45

But most of the time I'm a lady
Though now and again I'm shady

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crazyH Tue 25-Mar-25 00:42:48

But most of the time I'm a lady
Though now and again I'm shady
I’ll stop at nothing

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52bright Sat 29-Mar-25 20:42:51

But most of the time I'm a lady
Though now and again I'm shady
I'll stop at nothing
But don't want a ring

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52bright Fri 18-Apr-25 21:37:11

But most of the time I'm a lady
Though now and again I'm shady
I'll stop at nothing
But don't want a ring
At least not until I'm eighty

For some of us that's not far off

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crazyH Fri 18-Apr-25 23:08:43

For some of us that's not far off
Aching limbs and a hacking cough

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52bright Sun 20-Apr-25 01:25:10

For some of us that's not far off
Aching limbs and a hacking cough
Just get a toy boy

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crazyH Mon 21-Apr-25 12:48:38

For some of us that's not far off
Aching limbs and a hacking cough
Just get a toy boy
Call him your Rob Roy

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52bright Fri 25-Apr-25 01:03:03

For some of us that's not far off
Aching limbs and a hacking cough
Just get a toy boy
Call him your Rob Roy
And don't worry if others scoff

They're probably jealous you see

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