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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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Magenta8 Mon 11-Aug-25 21:28:54

So visit the States and get fat
Look out for a man with a gat
Have a safe visit
Please don't you miss it
You might meet the man called Bat

If Superman's more what you like

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Magenta8 Mon 11-Aug-25 21:24:01

Reported.

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lelamaltez Mon 11-Aug-25 20:53:57

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52bright Mon 11-Aug-25 19:17:24

So visit the States and get fat
Look out for a man with a gat
Have a safe visit
Please don't you miss it

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GoldenLady Sun 10-Aug-25 15:07:51

So visit the States and get fat
Look out for a man with a gat
Have a safe visit

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Magenta8 Sun 10-Aug-25 13:13:24

So visit the States and get fat
Look out for a man with a gat

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henetha Sun 10-Aug-25 12:43:11

I'm going for a big shop today
Called "shopping" in the USA
Lots of cakes and snacks
In big multi packs
It's just the American way.

So visit the States and get fat

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Magenta8 Fri 08-Aug-25 20:40:00

I'm going for a big shop today
Called "shopping" in the USA
Lots of cakes and snacks
In big multi packs

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crazyH Fri 08-Aug-25 16:43:35

I'm going for a big shop today
Called "shopping" in the USA
Lots of cakes and snacks

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GoldenLady Fri 08-Aug-25 15:36:31

I'm going for a big shop today
Called "shopping" in the USA

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henetha Fri 08-Aug-25 10:21:36

My hair is so long and so lank
I wear it in a plaited hank
That hangs down my back
All greasy and slack
When I go to work at the bank.

I'm going for a big shop today

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crazyH Thu 07-Aug-25 21:47:40

My hair is so long and lank
I wear it in a plaited hank
That hangs down my back
All greasy and slack

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Magenta8 Thu 07-Aug-25 15:00:55

My hair is so long and lank
I wear it in a plaited hank
That hangs down my back

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henetha Thu 07-Aug-25 10:06:40

My hair is so long and lank
I wear it in a plaited hank

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NanKate Wed 06-Aug-25 22:12:03

So many people are weird!
Though many are quite revered
Take me or leave me
But don’t deceive me
Just shave off that nasty beard.

My hair is so long and lank

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henetha Wed 06-Aug-25 10:58:22

So many people are weird!
Though many are quite revered
Take me or leave me
But don't deceive me,

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crazyH Wed 06-Aug-25 09:57:25

So many people are weird!
Though many are quite revered
Take me or leave me

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Jane71 Tue 05-Aug-25 19:33:05

So many people are weird!
Though many are quite revered

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GoldenLady Tue 05-Aug-25 14:55:06

Though my husband isn't too keen
He sure thinks bling should not be seen’
I’m all for glitter
He's a keen keep-fitter,
So my knickers are jeweled and green.

So many people are weird!

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henetha Tue 05-Aug-25 10:29:44

Though my husband isn't too keen
He sure thinks bling should not be seen’
I’m all for glitter
He's a keen keep-fitter,

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crazyH Mon 04-Aug-25 22:35:15

Though my husband isn't too keen
He sure thinks bling should not be seen’
I’m all for glitter

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52bright Sun 03-Aug-25 19:47:02

Though my husband isn't too keen
He sure thinks bling should not be seen

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Jane71 Sun 03-Aug-25 18:54:21

For that a leopard is the thing
I have one on a golden ring
Bought for me by Dad
It's all that I had
Ever since I've wanted more bling

Though my husband isn't too keen

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Magenta8 Sat 02-Aug-25 09:07:36

for that a leopard is the thing
I have one on a golden ring
Bought for me by Dad
It's all that I had

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52bright Fri 01-Aug-25 20:32:03

For that a leopard is the thing
I have one on a golden ring
Bought for me by Dad

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