Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy
Muggers and thugs
Who come near, with hugs,

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy
Muggers and thugs

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy

I'd rather chill out in the park
although I will head home by dark,
There's a ghoul out
With magenta hair
And a CAT that emits a loud bark!

That park is certainly creepy

I'd rather chill out in the park
although I will head home by dark,
There's a ghoul out there
With magenta hair

I'd rather chill out in the park
Although I will head home by dark,
There’s a ghoul out there

I'd rather chill out in the park
Although I will head home by dark,

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow
He's keen with his drill
And the sound, so shrill
Makes me dread going in - and how!

I'd rather chill out in the park

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow
He's keen with his drill
And the sound, so shrill

Oh yes, I see now. It's just that I'm used to seeing the whole thing written instead of just one line. I obviously need to read more carefully. Sorry. And that's a good rhyme.
It is tedious to write out the whole limerick every time, so I use 'copy and paste'.

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow
He's keen with his drill

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow

henetha When I first read your message I automatically assumed I had goofed yet again but re-reading what I wrote I don't think so.(for once)

I'm even wearing 'shades' indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,
I chipped my front tooth
That's awful, oh strewth,
I'm aching in both my jaws (far from brilliant but rhymes with indoors and floors the way I speak)

To the dentist I must go now (reference to chipped front tooth)

Oh dear! I seem to be doing this more and more. Apologies.

Possibly wrong page, Magenta ?

I'm aching in both of my jaws

To the dentist I must go now

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,
I chipped my front tooth
That's awful, oh strewth,

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,
I chipped my front tooth

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light
The grass has burned out
And I want to shout
Please close the curtains, it’s too bright !

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors ‘

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light
The grass has burned out
And I want to shout

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light
The grass has burned out

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light

A, A, B, B, A, rhyme's the norm

I wish I could use my hose pipe

Please stick to the Limerick form
Those who don’t are showing some gorm,
It's really not hard
To be a good Bard

Please stick to the Limerick form
Those who don’t are showing some gorm,
It's really not hard