Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

There's a chipmunk in that oak tree
I could swear he's looking at me!
I'm staring right back
He's starting to crack
Oh look! He's decided to flee!

I've decided to book a sea cruise

There's a chipmunk in that oak tree
I could swear he's looking at me!
I'm staring right back
He's starting to crack

There's a chipmunk in that oak tree
I could swear he's looking at me!
I'm staring right back

There's a chipmunk in that oak tree
I could swear he's looking at me!

I'll find a new park that is safe
Then I'd exercise till I chafe
I'll run every day
And swim in the bay
All in the park with not a waif

There's a chipmunk in that oak tree

I'll find a new park that is safe
Then I'd exercise till I chaff
I'll run every day
And swim in the bay

I'll find a new park that is safe
Then I'd exercise till I chaff
I'll run every day

I'll find a new park that is safe
Then I'd exercise till I chaff

A drink or two, that would be nice
Three or four will add some more spice
This is not recommended
It would be splendid
If everyone took my advice.

I'll find a new park that is safe

A drink or two, that would be nice
Three or four will add some more spice
This is not recommended
It would be splendid

A drink or two , that would be nice
Three or four will add some more spice
This is not recommended

A drink or two , that would be nice
Three or four will add some more spice

Instead I will go to the pub
Or a posh and exclusive club
Indulge a pork pie
That's true, I wont lie
I really do enjoy my grub

A drink or two, that would be nice

Instead I will go to the pub
Or a posh and exclusive club
Indulge a pork pie
That's true, I won't lie

Instead I will go to the pub
Or a posh and exclusive club
Indulge a pork pie

Instead I will go to the pub
Or a posh and exclusive club

I wish I was graceful and slim
Wouldn't need to go to the gym
Or try for weight loss,
And that is because
I would be really strong and trim

Instead I will go to the pub

I wish I was graceful and slim
Wouldn't need to go to the gym
Or try for weight loss,
And that is because

I wish I was graceful and slim
Wouldn't need to go to the gym
Or try for weight loss

I wish I was graceful and slim
Wouldn’t need to go to the gym

I need to get out of there now
And not be noticed, but how?
I'll make myself small
And silently crawl
Still seen as I'm big as a cow

I wish I was graceful and slim

I need to get out of there now
And not be noticed, but how?
I’ll make myself small
And silently crawl

I need to get out of there now
And not be noticed, but how?
I’ll make myself small

I need to get out of there now
And not to be noticed, but how?

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy
Muggers and thugs
Who come near with hugs
Sure make my eyes a bit leaky

I need to get out of there now