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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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52bright Sat 07-Dec-24 17:03:07

Either red or white wine will do
Later a glass of Malibu
Don't mind if I do
Think I will have two
Cheers! Perhaps I'll come drink with you.

I wouldn't want to drink alone

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65KL Sat 07-Dec-24 18:55:33

I wouldn't want to drink alone
Invite some people , where's my phone

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52bright Fri 13-Dec-24 01:49:40

I wouldn't want to drink alone
Invite some people, where's my phone
Come around for eight

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Bellanonna Sun 15-Dec-24 11:55:25

I wouldn't want to drink alone
Invite some people, where's my phone
Come around for eight
And stay till late

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52bright Sun 15-Dec-24 17:49:27

I wouldn't want to drink alone
Invite some people, where's my phone
Come around for eight
And stay till late
We'll eat out at Whitley Bay Dome

They do the best fish and chips there

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65KL Sat 21-Dec-24 00:09:49

They do the best fish and chips there
Combine with a big jug of beer

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52bright Sat 21-Dec-24 01:51:45

They do the best fish and chips there
Combine with a big jug of beer
Or maybe some wine

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GoldenLady Sun 22-Dec-24 16:13:42

They do the best fish and chips there
Combine with a big jug of beer
Or maybe some wine
From a place on the Rhine

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Bellanonna Sun 22-Dec-24 23:21:06

They do the best fish and chips there
Combine with a big jug of beer
Or maybe some wine
From a place on the Rhine
Or a lovely fruit drink from Tangier

I go to bed late every day

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crazyH Sun 22-Dec-24 23:36:32

I go to bed late every day
I’m goggle-eyed I have to say

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nanna8 Sun 22-Dec-24 23:46:37

I go to bed late every day
I’m goggle-eyed I have to say
But watching TV

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52bright Mon 23-Dec-24 00:03:21

I go to bed late every day
I'm goggle-eyed I have to say
But watching TV
Is restful for me

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henetha Mon 23-Dec-24 10:19:56

I go to bed late every day
I'm goggle-eyed I have to say
But watching TV
Is restful for me,
I'm glad I don't have to pay.

Freeview is a wonderful thing

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crazyH Tue 24-Dec-24 00:35:53

Freeview is a wonderful thing
It’s praises I will always sing

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52bright Wed 25-Dec-24 01:37:06

Freeview is a wonderful thing
It's praises I will always sing
Watch anything you like

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crazyH Thu 26-Dec-24 13:21:59

Freeview is a wonderful thing
It's praises I will always sing
Watch anything you like
Way into midnight

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Indigo8 Wed 01-Jan-25 10:39:09

Freeview is a wonderful thing
It's praises I will always sing
Watch anything you like
Way into midnight
Or even well into morning

You binge watch a series or two

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crazyH Wed 01-Jan-25 22:30:30

You binge watch a series or two
And documentaries, as I do

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Indigo8 Thu 02-Jan-25 12:25:51

You binge watch a series or two
And documentaries, as I do
Or re-watch old Friends

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VB000 Tue 07-Jan-25 10:20:02

You binge watch a series or two
And documentaries, as I do
Or re-watch old Friends
I must make amends

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crazyH Tue 07-Jan-25 14:00:05

You binge watch a series or two
And documentaries, as I do
Or re-watch old Friends
I must make amends
Housework’s on the back burner too.

I wish I could afford a maid

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Indigo8 Tue 07-Jan-25 18:19:12

I wish I could afford a maid
But can't run to what they are paid

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crazyH Tue 07-Jan-25 18:47:46

I wish I could afford a maid
But can't run to what they are paid
I’ll just stay idle

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Indigo8 Wed 08-Jan-25 15:46:45

I wish I could afford a maid
But can't run to what they are paid
I'll just stay idle
The dirt's now tidal

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GoldenLady Thu 09-Jan-25 16:29:45

I wish I could afford a maid
But can't run to what they are paid
I'll just stay idle
The dirt's now tidal
The Health Department might raid

Don't care. I'm just feeling lazy

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