Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

Let's think of a limerick more cheery
Thoughts of Trump do make me teary
Let's try Keir instead
With politics red
And no plans for a ballroom, in theory

We've got one more hour tonight

Let's think of a limerick more cheery
Thoughts of Trump do make me teary
Let's try Keir instead
With politics red

Let's think of a limerick more cheery
Thoughts of Trump do make me teary
Let's try Keir instead

Let's think of a limerick more cheery
Thoughts of Trump do make me teary

Oh why did she marry old Trump?
A question that great minds could stump
His fortune is vast
But shady his past
His list of misdoings so plump

Let's think of a limerick more cheery

Oh why did she marry old Trump?
A question that great minds could stump
His fortune is vast
But shady his past

Oh why did she marry old Trump?
A question that great minds could stump
His fortune is vast

Oh why did she marry old Trump?
A question that great minds could stump

I love dressing up and cosplay
Should I be Melania today
I've got the high heels
And jewels that appeals
Big brimmed hat pulled down all the way

Oh why did she marry old Trump?

I love dressing up and cosplay
Should I be Melania today
I've got the high heels
And jewels that appeals

I love dressing up and cosplay
Should I be Melania today
I've got the high heels

I love dressing up and cosplay
Should I be Melania today?

It had an unusual brim
And an ostrich feather trim
Was bought for a song
Once worn by King Kong
Looks better on me than on him

I love dressing up and cosplay

It had an unusal brim
And an ostrich feather trim
Was bought for a song
Once worn by King Kong

It had an unusual brim
And an ostrich feather trim
Was bought for a song

It had an unusual brim
And an ostrich feather trim

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat
Poor cat, to be sat on like that
A sorry, flat moggie,
Well, it was foggy,
And I couldn't see, due to my hat.

It had an unusual brim

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat
Poor cat, to be sat on like that
A sorry, flat moggie,
Well, it was foggy
Won't ever again catch a rat

It's a sorry end for a pet

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat
Poor cat, to be sat on like that
A sorry, flat moggie,
Well, it was foggy,

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat
Poor cat, to be sat on like that
A sorry, flat moggie

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat
Poor cat, to be sat on like that

My appetite has increased by bounds
My weight is increasing by pounds
I'm happy that way
So big I will stay
Till I roly-poly the grounds

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat

My appetite has increased by pounds
My weight is increasing by pounds
I'm happy that way
So big I will stay

My appetite has increased by bounds
My weight is increasing by pounds
I'm happy that way

My appetite has increased by bounds
My weight is increasing by pounds