Fortunately, Unfortunately. The story unfolds......

She had invited her friends over for a pie-party and fortunately

Nigel Farage was going around pressing the flesh for his campaign and grabbed Mrs Miggins hand whilst she was holding a pie, fortunately

Had a miracle cure, meantime the diamond turned up in one of Mrs Miggins home made pies, unfortunately

He grew vicious by the day. So she booked him in for lessons with the dog trainer, who fortunately

Mrs Miggins was a forgiving type of lady and decided to keep the dog, unfortunately .........

While eating a stolen pie, he nipped Mrs Miggins , fortunately

The dog found a good home with Mrs Miggins who owned a pie shop. Unfortunately....

the dog had now taken against her and ran away. Fortunately...

The vet was able to fix him up but unfortunately

The diamond was the wrong size and the dog also became very sick, fortunately

after a very unpleasant time inspecting everything that came out of the dog's bottom she found the diamond. Unfortunately...

She dropped it on the floor and the dog ate it. Fortunately..

she had a spare diamond in her jeweller drawer that she could use to replace it but unfortunately ...

But the credit card was declined, unfortunately

Fortunately her husband had paid the premium

She had another one in her jewellery box, but she couldn’t remember where she’d put it, unfortunately

She was well insured but unfortunately

On checking it, one of the diamonds was missing , but fortunately

She managed to scoop it out with a deft swipe of the toilet brush, unfortunately.....

It was found in the toilet bowl, but fortunately

It turned up in the bathroom but unfortunately

One of her diamond rings was still missing but fortunately

The valuables were recovered following an item on Crimewatch but unfortunately.....

The kind stranger was a villain who robbed them of their valuables but fortunately...

A kind stranger stopped and asked if they needed help, unfortunately