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I once took a trip up to Reading
To see this bloke I was bedding,
His wife answered the door,
She called me a whore

I once took a trip up to Reading
To see this bloke I was bedding,
His wife answered the door,

I once took a trip up to Reading
To see this bloke I was bedding

I though up a first line but it's rude
Just cheeky, or really quite lewd?
We are grown up here
So if gross words appear
We will not think you're nasty and crude

I once took a trip up to Reading

I thought up a first line but it's rude
Just cheeky, or really quite lewd?
We’re all grown up here
So if gross words appear

I thought up a first line but it's rude
Just cheeky, or really quite lewd?
We’re all grown up here

I thought up a first line but it's rude
Just cheeky, or really quite lewd?

Can't do these limericks alone
I'm sorry if this sounds like a moan
I've got an idea
Let's continue it heah
Come on! Let's get in the zone

I thought up a first line but it's rude

Can't do these limericks alone
I'm sorry if this sounds like a moan
I've got an idea
Let's continue it heah

Can't do these limericks alone
I'm sorry if this sounds like a moan
I've got an idea

Can't do these limericks alone
I'm sorry if this sounds like a moan

Please come back to where you've just been
We wait in suspense, really keen
We just need you here
Or we'll shed a tear
Coz we're missing part of the team

Can't do these limericks alone

Please come back to where you've just been
We wait in suspense, really keen
We just need you here
Or we’ll shed a tear

Please come back to where you've just been
We wait in suspense, really keen
We just need you here

Please come back to where you've just been,
We wait in suspense, really keen

Start line please, Nano14 …
Please come back to where you've just been,
We wait in suspense

Start line please, Nano14 …
Please come back to where you've just been,

Start line please, Nano14 …

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore
No matter how much they implore
Enough is enough
No more of this stuff!
It's just becoming a bore

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore
No matter how much they implore
Enough is enough
No more of this stuff!

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore
No matter how much they implore
Enough is enough

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore
No matter how much they implore
Its a chore to throw back

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore
No matter how much they implore

It comes over three time a day
Sometimes more, if their friend’s round to play
Next time, I’ll keep it
Use it for keep fit,
No matter whatever they say.

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore

It comes over three time a day
Sometimes more, if their friend’s round to play
Next time, I’ll keep it
Use it fir keep fit