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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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crazyH Sat 22-Jun-24 10:33:37

So I'm using my walking pole
As my knee has taken its toll
It clicks all the time

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Bumface Sat 22-Jun-24 10:19:34

So I'm using my walking pole
As my knee has taken its toll

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henetha Sat 22-Jun-24 10:09:02

I got on the phone to the doc
His Sec said “he’s gone to Bangkok”
So what about me?
And my wonky knee.,
It's not funny, so please don't mock.

So I'm using my walking pole

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nanna8 Fri 21-Jun-24 10:17:21

I got on the phone to the doc
His Sec said “he’s gone to Bangkok”
So what about me?
And my wonky knee

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Salti Fri 21-Jun-24 10:16:16

I got on the phone to the doc
His Sec said “he’s gone to Bangkok”
So what about me?
I've got a sore knee

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biglouis Fri 21-Jun-24 10:14:08

I got on the phone to the doc
His Sec said “he’s gone to Bangkok”
So what about me?

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crazyH Fri 21-Jun-24 01:01:21

I got on the phone to the doc
His Sec said “he’s gone to Bangkok”

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biglouis Thu 20-Jun-24 23:33:57

definitely need more strong drugs
If I’m ever to shake off these bugs
Viruses and germs
Have made their own terms
They obviously think we are mugs

I got on the phone to the doc

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Gwyllt Thu 20-Jun-24 23:24:55

definitely need more strong drugs
If I’m ever to shake off these bugs
Viruses and germs
Have made their own terms

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crazyH Thu 20-Jun-24 21:14:50

I definitely need more strong drugs
If I’m ever to shake off these bugs
Viruses and germs

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Bellanonna Thu 20-Jun-24 19:45:21

I definitely need more strong drugs
If I’m ever to shake off these bugs

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Bumface Thu 20-Jun-24 17:24:14

I jumped into my car and drove off
But I found I'd developed a cough
So to the pharmacy I went
Where I overspent
But I still don't think I bought enough

I definitely need more strong drugs

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Salti Thu 20-Jun-24 15:59:21

I jumped into my car and drove off
But found I'd developed a cough
So to the pharmacy I went
Where I overspent

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biglouis Thu 20-Jun-24 15:36:58

I jumped into my car and drove off
But found I'd developed a cough
So to the pharmacy I went

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GoldenLady Thu 20-Jun-24 14:58:04

I jumped into my car and drove off
But found I'd developed a cough

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Bumface Thu 20-Jun-24 14:15:47

I ran from the door in great haste
Her language was not in good taste
But its best to ignore
If I don't want more
Foul words, so I quickly raced.

I jumped into my car and drove off

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VB000 Thu 20-Jun-24 09:11:38

I ran from the door in great haste
Her language was not in good taste
But its best to ignore
If I don't want more

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biglouis Thu 20-Jun-24 03:02:19

I ran from the door in great haste
Her language was not in good taste
But its best to ignore

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crazyH Wed 19-Jun-24 17:32:12

I ran from the door in great haste
Her language was not in good taste

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crazyH Wed 19-Jun-24 17:31:00

I ran from the door in great haste
Her la gauge was not in good taste

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Bumface Wed 19-Jun-24 15:50:09

She was very drunk, not happy
She wore on her head, a wet nappy
With hair lank and greasy
To converse was not easy
Especially when she got snappy

I ran from the door in great haste

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GoldenLady Wed 19-Jun-24 15:38:49

She was very drunk, not happy
She wore, on her head, a wet nappy
With hair lank and greasy
To converse was not easy

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biglouis Wed 19-Jun-24 15:04:07

She was very drunk, not happy
She wore, on her head, a wet nappy
With hair lank and greasy

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Bumface Wed 19-Jun-24 14:47:35

She was very drunk, not happy
She wore, on her head, a wet nappy

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VB000 Wed 19-Jun-24 14:41:21

I once took a trip up to Reading
To see this bloke I was bedding,
His wife answered the door,
She called me a whore
Recognised her from my wedding

She was very drunk, not happy

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