More Lame Limericks

Have you heard of another pet beast?
Which animal you like the least
Perhaps a pet snake
Or even a corncrake

Have you heard of another pet beast?
Which animal you like the least
Perhaps a pet snake

Have you heard of another pet beast?
Which animal you like the least

She led them across the street royally
Not realising it was oily
They skidded across
The cat was the boss
And the rest walked behind, loyally

Have you heard of another pet beast?

She led them across the street royally
Not realising it was oily
They skidded across
The cat was the boss

She led them across the street royally
Not realising it was oily
They skidded across

She led them across the street royally
Not realising it was oily

Traffic lights then turned to green
And the group could no longer be seen
On the corners they lurked
Chatting of work
The cat announced she was the queen

She led them across the street royally

Traffic lights then turned to green
And the group could no longer be seen
On the corners they lurked
Chatting of work

Traffic lights then turned to green
And the group could no longer be seen
On the corners they lurked

Traffic lights then turned to green
And the group could no longer be seen

A turtle was crossing the road
Had a chat with a huge fat toad
Then joined by a rat
And chased by a cat
No wonder the traffic had slowed

Traffic lights then turned to green

A turtle was crossing the road
Had a chat with a huge fat toad
Then joined by a rat
And chased by a cat

A turtle was crossing the road
Had a chat with a huge fat toad
Then joined by a rat

A turtle was crossing the road
Had a chat with a huge fat toad

love to use exotic herbs
But some my taste buds disturb
So I’ll stick with thyme
Drink larger and lime
"Enjoy" is my favorite verb

A turtle was crossing the road

love to use exotic herbs
But some my taste buds disturb
So I’ll stick with thyme
Drink larger and lime

love to use exotic herbs
But some my taste buds disturb
So I’ll stick with thyme

I love to use exotic herbs
But some my taste buds disturbs

The apples come from my own tree
I will gather up allI can see
I’ll make a crumble
Went to the jungle
To pick up some nutmeg for free

I love to use exotic herbs

The apples come from my own tree
I will gather up all I can see
I'll make a crumble
Went to the jungle

The apples come from my own tree
I will gather up all I can see
I'll make a crumble

The apples come from my own tree
I will gather up all I can see

The prices of food are so high
But still buy my treats, I can't lie
I do love packs of hobnobs
Buttery corn cobs
And ice cream with warm apple pie

The apples come from my own tree

The prices of food are so high
But still buy my treats, I can't lie
I do love packs of hobnobs
Buttery corn cobs