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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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52bright Thu 03-Oct-24 23:23:31

More sedate to just talk to the trees
Enjoy the wind rustling the leaves
They never talk back
Keep on their own track

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Bellanonna Fri 04-Oct-24 10:26:13

More sedate to just talk to the trees
Enjoy the wind rustling the leaves
They never talk back
Keep on their own track
And at times I give them a squeeze

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo

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henetha Fri 04-Oct-24 10:33:25

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,

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biglouis Fri 04-Oct-24 12:18:39

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,
He has really big teeth

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GoldenLady Fri 04-Oct-24 13:31:44

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,
He has really big teeth
And big claws underneath

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crazyH Fri 04-Oct-24 15:46:11

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,
He has really big teeth
And big claws underneath
Think I’ll run and hide in the loo

Help! I hear him roar by the door

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52bright Fri 04-Oct-24 21:00:51

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor

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Indigo8 Fri 04-Oct-24 21:36:12

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor
He has got sharp claws

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biglouis Sat 05-Oct-24 09:18:07

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor
He has got sharp claws
And enormous jaws

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Bellanonna Sat 05-Oct-24 18:30:59

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor
He has got sharp claws
And enormous jaws
What terrifies me most is that roar!

I’m getting away from here now

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crazyH Sat 05-Oct-24 21:30:15

I’m getting away from here now
I’d rather be chased by a cow

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52bright Sun 06-Oct-24 00:26:04

I'm getting away from here now
I'd rather be chased by a cow
That's also no fun

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biglouis Sun 06-Oct-24 13:36:10

I'm getting away from here now
I'd rather be chased by a cow
That's also no fun
So I just gotta run

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GoldenLady Sun 06-Oct-24 16:32:39

I'm getting away from here now
I'd rather be chased by a cow
That's also no fun
So I just gotta run
And find a safe refuge somehow

My neighbor's pet poodle looks nice

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Indigo8 Sun 06-Oct-24 16:35:22

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice

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VB000 Mon 07-Oct-24 09:20:32

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice
A nice doggy perm

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biglouis Mon 07-Oct-24 11:09:13

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice
A nice doggy perm
To make your head turn

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henetha Tue 08-Oct-24 10:38:29

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice
A nice doggy perm
To make your head turn,
Get one yourself is my advice.

What loyal companions dogs are,

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biglouis Tue 08-Oct-24 10:41:36

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far

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Indigo8 Tue 08-Oct-24 13:37:36

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far
Love you forever

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Bellanonna Wed 09-Oct-24 13:14:50

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far
Love you forever
And always so clever

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Oct-24 13:59:56

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far
Love you forever
And always so clever
Mine loves to ride in the car

By the window, he's sniffing the air

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Indigo8 Wed 09-Oct-24 14:42:18

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care

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biglouis Thu 10-Oct-24 11:08:31

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care
Waiting for his walk

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GoldenLady Thu 10-Oct-24 14:56:18

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care
Waiting for his walk
I wish he could talk

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