More Lame Limericks

She tells the same stories each day
I smile and nod away
And dream away time
At least I can rhyme
Though the tales she tells just don't pay

Maybe she could write a good book

She tells the same stories each day
I smile and nod away
And dream away time
At least I can rhyme

She tells the same stories each day
I smile and nod away
And dream away time

She tells the same stories each day
I smile and nod away

My friend says I'm getting boring
When she talks to me I'm snoring
So I snooze in the chair
She says it's unfair
And talks on while I'm ignoring

She tells the same stories each day

My friend says I'm getting boring
When she talks to me, I’m snoring
So I snooze in my chair
She says it's unfair

My friend says I'm getting boring
When she talks to me, I’m snoring
So I snooze in my chair

My friend says I'm getting boring
When she talks to me, I’m snoring

Ah I didn’t know the rules, apologies, just go with indigo’s line.
Will get my coat 🤣

We went for a walk in the park
It started to get quite dark
I saw something close
Thought it was a ghost
But was a dog that started to bark

Do you celebrate Halloween?
Outside I arrange quite a scene
Spooks goblins and ghosts
With sweets from the hosts
And an alien dressed in green

My friend says I'm getting boring

Do you celebrate Halloween?
Outside I arrange quite a scene
Spooks and goblins and ghosts
With sweets from the hosts

Do you celebrate Halloween?
Outside I arrange quite a scene
Spooks and goblins and ghosts

Do you celebrate Halloween?
Outside I arrange quite a scene

Today is my day for shopping
To town on the bus I am hopping
Eat lunch in the square
Then off to buy gear
My bank account surely is dropping!

Do you celebrate Halloween?

Today is my day for shopping
To town on the bus I am hopping
Eat lunch in the square
Then off to buy gear

Today is my day for shopping
To town on the bus I am hopping
Eat lunch by the square

Today is my day for shopping
To town on the bus I am hopping

I think I will rescue a dog
Who’ll run beside me when I jog
He’ll chase next door’s cat
Who’s overly fat,
Then lay down and sleep like a log.

Today is my day for shopping

I think I will rescue a dog
Who’ll run beside me when I jog
He’ll chase next door’s cat
Who’s overly fat

I think I will rescue a dog
Who’ll run beside me when I jog
He’ll chase next door’s cat

I think I will rescue a dog
who will run beside me when I jog

A single life leaves me so free
Perhaps I will just let things be
I'll wear what I like
In the woods take a hike
I will do things just to please me

I think I will rescue a dog

A single life leaves me so free
Perhaps I will just let things be
I’ll wear what I like
In the woods I shall hike

A single life leaves me so free
Perhaps I will just let things be
I’ll wear what I like