Corrupt A Wish (2/3/24).

Wish granted but they are a bit casual about spills, so you end up picking up odds and ends.

I wish my ironing would put itself away.

Wish granted but the grass, trees and flowers have vanished as well!

I wish the bins would empty themselves.

Wish granted but it is - 5C , raining and the roof leaks

I wish the weeds in the garden would vanish

Wish granted but it's broken.

I wish I could wake up in a cottage in the Lake District.

Wish granted, but the result tastes awful.

I wish I could find my bicycle pump.

Wish granted but they want to stay for lunch and dinner cooked by you.

I wish there were no calories in chocolate.

Wish granted but the fog is so thick you can't go anywhere.

I wish I had someone to bring me a cup of tea in bed in the morning.

Wish granted but its now 2025 and you lost a whole year

I wish it would stop raining

following from "I wish the sky wasn't so grey today" -

Wish granted, but it's black now and will stay like it for months

I wish it was springtime

* it’s a Madonna cone one which has sharp points and makes holes in all your clothes*

Wish granted, but it’s a Madonna cone one which has sharp points and makes holes in all your clothes.

I wish the sky wasn’t so grey today.

Wish granted but you have 100 new students allocated to you next term.

I wish I had a bra which fitted properly.

Your wish is granted, but some rather unkindly whisper about Botox!

I wish I’d finished marking this work!

Wish granted, but now you're bald.

I wish I was good-looking enough to never need make-up

Wish granted but they now make a noise like a smoke alarm and next door's won't stop.

I wish my hair never needed cutting.

Wish granted but now you can't open your front door because of all the letters that have piled up.

I wish dogs didn't bark so much.

Granted - garden had dried but there is a drought so all the plants die.

I wish social media had never been invented

You managed it! But now you’re on biscuits instead.

I wish my garden wasn’t a quagmire

Wish granted, but they are all closed all week.

I wish I could stop eating chocolate.

Wish granted but your hands are so long that they are brushing the floor as you walk.

I wish the shops weren't so busy in Easter week.

WIWYA Sorry I missed the point😂
Just carry on -

Well I thought mine were - dusters not been near them for over 20 years

I wish my hands were long enough so I could reach the landline phone, from my sofa

Wish granted, but they all turn out to be triffids and you have to find the energy to run very fast.

I wish my venetian blinds were self- dusting.

Shall I start a new one?
I wish I could find the energy to finish planting those plants I sent for online.

Ali08

Your phone is alright but you pulled a muscle bending down to pick it up and are now walking and sitting crookedly.

You must have been watching me Ali08!🤣🤣
What is your wish?