WRONG ANSWERS!!

Because you don't build enough snowmen in winter.

Why do horses have 4 legs?

So they can kick someone off them better.

Why do a lot of people prefer hot weather to cold weather?

Because the rain tastes nicer then.

Why were lampshades invented?

Because they get bumped on the head at birth.

What does lobster taste like?

It tastes like something very expensive.

Why are puddings from Yorkshire?

Because the Yorks thought of it first!

Why do my chairs switch places every night?

Because the ghosties are playing party games.

What is it like yo be rich?

**to

Because they set reminders on their phones.


Why do bees hum?

Because they don’t know the answers hmmmm

Why does the sun shine when my washing machine has broken-down ?

To show you who's boss.

Why does everything get old?

So it can say how things were better in their day

Why do foxes raid dustbins?

Because they fancy a take-away!

How do aeroplanes stay up in the sky?

They have puppeteers working them from above.

Why doesn't American chocolate taste as good as British chocolate?

Because it's made with cocoa has beens instead of cocoa beans.

Why don't snakes have nipples?

😆😆 Because they'd drag along the ground.
(I'm now getting images of snakes with boobs lmao).

What was Paddington Bears favourite drink to go with his marmalade sarnies?

A cup of tea. Preferably with the Queen!

Why does a week have 7 days?

So that TV programs don't show on the wrong day!

Why does my phone take only selfies?

Because it is very selfish


Why is water wet?

Because the 3 men in a tub have to rub-a-dub-dub!

Why did the mouse run up the clock?

Because the lady with the carving knife was after him.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?

Because he had just drunk a whole bottle of vodka

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill?

Because the grass was greener on the other side

Who do elephants have trunks ?

So that they can go swimming.

Why do sheep keep saying baaa