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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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Squiffy Mon 18-Dec-23 15:16:40

I recently went to a ball
And managed not to trip or fall

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crazyH Mon 18-Dec-23 16:44:38

recently went to a ball
And managed not to trip or fall
A debonair waltzed by

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BrightandBreezy Tue 19-Dec-23 01:36:02

I recently went to a ball
And managed not to trip or fall
A debonair waltzed by
Looked good, I won't lie

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VB000 Tue 19-Dec-23 13:34:35

I recently went to a ball
And managed not to trip or fall
A debonair waltzed by
Looked good, I won't lie
"Are you Brad Pitt?" I want to call

He wasn't though, it's George Clooney

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GoldenLady Tue 19-Dec-23 15:42:57

He wasn't though, it's George Clooney
I know you may think I am loony

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BrightandBreezy Tue 19-Dec-23 20:47:16

He wasn't though, its George Clooney
I know you may think I am loony
But you have good taste

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VB000 Wed 20-Dec-23 11:17:15

He wasn't though, its George Clooney
I know you may think I am loony
But you have good taste
He has a nice face

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GoldenLady Wed 20-Dec-23 15:46:03

He wasn't though, its George Clooney
I know you may think I am loony
But you have good taste
He has a nice face
Enough to make anyone moony

My family is rather odd

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crazyH Wed 20-Dec-23 17:36:22

My family is rather odd
We each live in a separate pod

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65KL Thu 21-Dec-23 03:04:44

Each with a pet mouse

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65KL Thu 21-Dec-23 03:05:40

My family is rather odd
We each live in a separate pod
Each with a pet mouse

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VB000 Thu 21-Dec-23 09:10:51

My family is rather odd
We each live in a separate pod
Each with a pet mouse
In their own small house

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65KL Fri 22-Dec-23 22:02:18

My family is rather odd
We each live in a separate pod
Each with a pet mouse
In their own small house
We walk them on a lead,ones Todd

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65KL Fri 22-Dec-23 22:03:41

Mice are cute , little wiggly nose

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Gwyllt Sat 23-Dec-23 06:32:38

Nice are cute, little wiggly nose
They sit in your kitchen and pose

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NanKate Sat 23-Dec-23 07:21:42

Mice are cute, little wiggly nose
They sit in your kitchen and pose
They nibble the bread

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65KL Sat 23-Dec-23 20:20:26

Mice are cute,little wiggly nose
They sit in your kitchen and pose
They nibble the bread
They might end up dead

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Juliet27 Sat 23-Dec-23 20:46:15

Mice are cute,little wiggly nose
They sit in your kitchen and pose
They nibble the bread
They might end up dead
But sadly that’s the way it goes.

Feed the birds and squirrels appear 🐿

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Gwyllt Sat 23-Dec-23 22:45:18

Feed the birds and squirrels appear 🐿
You get a good view from up here

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crazyH Sun 24-Dec-23 01:39:39

Feed the birds and squirrels appear 🐿
You get a good view from up here
Love their twitchy noses

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Gwyllt Sun 24-Dec-23 08:38:28

Feed the birds and squirrels appear 🐿
You get a good view from up here
Love their twitchy noses
But not when they chew the hoses

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Dec-23 17:04:10

Feed the birds and squirrels appear 🐿
You get a good view from up here
Love their twitchy noses
But not when they chew the hoses
Maybe I'll go feed some deer

The animals love a good treat

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Gwyllt Sun 24-Dec-23 18:53:42

The animals love a good treat
They go into the hills to meet

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65KL Sun 24-Dec-23 21:42:42

The animals love a good treat
They go into the hills to meet
Where they like to play

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Gwyllt Sun 24-Dec-23 23:43:19

The animals love a good treat
They go into the hills to meet
Where they like to play
And run round all the day

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