Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

He was very polite, that dog
The limelight he never did hog
He slept in his kennel
Ate meat with fennel
and bones that were shaped like a log

The family had a cat too

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo
She miaowed and scratched

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo
She miaowed and scratched
Clothes had to be patched

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo
She miaowed and scratched
Clothes had to be patched
But they still loved their Looby Loo

The snow was falling on that night

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple, not white

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple not white
Strange stars in the sky

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple not white
Strange stars in the sky
The moon was too high

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple not white.
Strange stars in the sky
The moon was too high
It was an incredible sight.

My cousin had a pony called Penny

My cousin had a pony called Penny
But falls he had, far too many

My cousin had a pony called Penny
But falls he had, far too many
Your cousin fell off?

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My cousin had a pony called Penny
But falls he had, far too many
Your cousin fell off?
Yes, we had a laugh

My cousin had a pony called penny
But falls he had far too many
Your cosin fell off?
Yes ,we had a laugh
He ended up with a skin graft!!

My friend is caring and kind

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find
She does like a joke

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find
She does like a joke
She's not at all "woke"

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find
She does like a joke
She's not at all "woke"
But her politics are the wrong kind!

The weather is freezing already

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady,

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady,
It's winter once more

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady,
It's winter once more
There will soon be snow

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady
It's winter once more
There will soon be snow
I'll stay in and listen to Verdi.

I have a problem with this tree

I have a problem with this tree
It keeps falling over on me

have a problem with this tree
It keeps falling over on me
I hope it's not real

I have a problem with this tree
It keeps falling over on me
I hope it's not real
Could hurt quite a deal