Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride
I’ll enjoy riding countrywide
Down each narrow winding lane
And then over the plain
No, it's not a witch that's astride

I've left my new broomstick at home

I've left my new broomstick at home
But on it I do love to roam,

I've left my new broomstick at home
But on it I do love to roam,
Was that you flying past?

I've left my new broomstick at home
But on it I do love to roam,
Was that you flying past?
You were going so fast

I've left my new broomstick at home
But on it I do love to roam,
Was that you flying past?
You were going so fast
Let's speed to the end of this poem

Time to start thinking about voting

I've left my new broomstick at home
But on it I do love to roam,
Was that you flying past?
You were going so fast
Let's speed to the end of this poem

Time to start thinking about voting
As a voter I’m probably “floating”

Time to start thinking about voting
As a voter I’m probably “floating”
I’ve so many doubts

Time to start thinking about voting
As a voter I’m probably “floating”
I’ve so many doubts
And indecisive bouts

Time to start thinking about voting
As a voter I’m probably “floating”
I’ve so many doubts
And indecisive bouts,
I'm positively emoting.

I think I might vote for the Greens

I think I might vote for the Greens
Meaning cabbage, and brussels and beans?

I think I might vote for the Greens
Meaning cabbage, and brussels and beans?
Olive, khaki, lime?

I think I might vote for the Greens
Meaning cabbage, and brussels and beans?
Olive, khaki, lime?
Not at the same time

I think I might vote for the Greens
Meaning cabbage, and brussels and beans?
Olive, khaki, lime?
Not at the same time
I can afford all on my means

In politics Im still undecided

In politics Im still undecided
My opinions are very divided,

In politics Im still undecided
My opinions are very divided,
Avoid polling day

In politics Im still undecided
My opinions are very divided,
Avoid polling day
Just run! Get away

In politics Im still undecided
My opinions are very divided,
Avoid polling day
Just run! Get away
I can hardly pretend I’m excited

I’m so glad Easter’s fairly low-key

I’m so glad Easter’s fairly low-key
Big noisy occasions not good for me

I’m so glad Easter’s fairly low-key
Big noisy occasions not good for me
Give me peace and quiet

I’m so glad Easter’s fairly low-key
Big noisy occasions not good for me
Give me peace and quiet,
A rest from diet,

I’m so glad Easter’s fairly low-key
Big noisy occasions not good for me
Give me peace and quiet,
A rest from diet,
And two chocolate eggs for my tea

I vowed no more chocolate for a bit

Vowed no more chocolate for a bit
Though in my cupboard they did sit

Vowed no more chocolate for a bit
Though in my cupboard they did sit
Grandkids found them there

Vowed no more chocolate for a bit
Though in my cupboard they did sit
Grandkids found them there
Though I moan and glare

Vowed no more chocolate for a bit
Though in my cupboard they did sit
Grandkids found them there
Though I moan and glare
At least my old clothes will still fit

Chocolate finger prints everywhere